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Tweak says, "how do we arm the other 11?"

Gabriel Reed (matchesmade) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-03-04 19:49:00

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emma woodhouse, hoban washburne, riddler, roy mustang, stephanie brown

As Anonymous
Is there some sort of office for directions, perhaps a church that one might be guided toward one's destination? I appear to be [...] out of my way.

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	blondebat 2013-03-04 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	[As Stephanie B.] Google maps is the best. True that, double true. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Anon still matchesmade 2013-03-04 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Where might one acquire a Google map? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Anon still blondebat 2013-03-04 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Uh. Anywhere with wifi access. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-04 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	[As Lin A.] You think if Anon doesn't know what Google Maps is, they're gonna know what wifi is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-04 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	I need to stop being surprised by things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pesadilla
2013-03-04 09:18 pm UTC (link)

[Ready? Here we go.]

Well, let's see what we can deduce from their original question. So Anon knows what offices are (vague), as well as churches (a little less vague), and that churches are a good thing (so probably not from around here). Then we can add the fact that a) they're here anonymously, b) no idea what the internet is, apparently, c) they didn't ask about a GPS or anything like that.

I think we're ready to make some assumptions. They're from some canon set on Earth, I'd wager. They aren't a half-crazed animal (lol), and they think a church can help them. But they're also literate. So, I'm guessing they're from some point in the past, but not too far back.

I think what we need to suggest is - hey, dude, hit up a gas station (the place where the metal monster things keep stopping to fill themselves up with that liquid that makes the hair in your nostrils burn). They have beef jerky and maps AND corn nuts. Holla.

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	blondebat 2013-03-04 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	[Cursor blink.] I have a know-it-all already. I don't need another. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-04 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Excuse you. I'm a newer model. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-04 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pleased with my old model, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-04 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	It's quite alright. I'll find other posts of people looking for directions and try to pick someone up there, since that's obv my game and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-04 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	People do weirder things on the internet, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	riddlethem 2013-03-04 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus christ, couldn't you wait a year before replacing me? First Ikea and now this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-04 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	I identify as more of a that, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Let's compromise on it. Lot easier to dehumanize you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	matchesmade 2013-03-05 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	That is exceptionally helpful. The two ladies here may direct me to such a 'gas station'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	I wish you the best of luck in your quest! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Anon still matchesmade 2013-03-05 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	[Determinedly] And where might I locate such a place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	Any cafe. Starbucks. Barnes and Noble. Why are you running though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	matchesmade 2013-03-05 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	I am not running. I am walking very sedately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	I mean running away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	matchesmade 2013-03-05 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	I am not doing that, either. I merely got turned around at some point in my sojourn and lost my way. And require a map. These ladies are very lovely but they do not recall the road that I live upon, nor the house. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steph/anon. blondebat 2013-03-05 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. [...] Emma? It's you, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steph/anon. matchesmade 2013-03-05 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	[startled] No. There is no Emma here. I am [...] Miss Taylor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	flamemustang 2013-03-04 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Can you find a hotel or an inn of some kind near you? The person working the desk might be familiar with the area. A church isn't a terrible idea either. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	matchesmade 2013-03-05 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	There is no inn. There is a house of rest but the ladies tell me it is only for gentlemen, unless I 'swing like that'. I do not swing, so I wait outside. (Reply to this) (Parent)