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Tweak says, "It's just a jump to the left!"

Gabriel Reed (matchesmade) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-03-04 19:49:00

Entry tags:

emma woodhouse, hoban washburne, riddler, roy mustang, stephanie brown

As Anonymous
Is there some sort of office for directions, perhaps a church that one might be guided toward one's destination? I appear to be [...] out of my way.

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	riddlethem 2013-03-05 07:48 am UTC (link)
	No one will ever approve of our love. We'll have to sneak dates at Hogsmeade and the entire school would be scandalized if we went to the Priggidy Prizom...I mean Yule Ball together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 08:03 am UTC (link)
	So what. Harry told his son that being in Slytherin is okay, remember? Albus Severus (I was so disappointed with that name, btw), you can be a Slytherin, your namesake was one, blahblahblah. It doesn't matter what House you're in. Plus, the star-crossed lovers thing really works for us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2013-03-05 08:08 am UTC (link)
	We all know that's complete bullshit. And, Albus is going to be some dorky Hufflepuff that trips over his own feet. Except when I spend my Christmas with Selina. She didn't even get me a present. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 08:13 am UTC (link)
	Hey, Hufflepuffs aren't that bad. At least they aren't Squibs. I think I made up for that. Just a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2013-03-05 08:17 am UTC (link)
	There is nothing worse than a Hufflepuff. If you hate Squibs, you're a racist. Which, I guess I am. Since I'm a Slytherin. More than a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Hufflepuffs are good finders though. I didn't say I hated them, but it would suuuuuck to be a Squib. I'd go as far to say it was better than any present Selina could give you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

riddlethem
2013-03-05 08:29 am UTC (link)

Great, if you know any Hufflepuffs I'll make sure to ring them up if I ever lose my car keys. Honestly, and this is coming from a genuine part of my heart, if I was a Squib I'd probably turn into a super villain. I'd dedicate my life to making the magic world suffer.

After receiving your present, I forgot I had even seen her earlier. Or what day it was. Or how many toes I have.

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	blondebat 2013-03-05 08:37 am UTC (link)
	Oh, god, you'd be Voldemort. That's so embarrassing, I can't date Voldemort. You wouldn't have a nose. At least you wouldn't be the product of a love potion and like, inherently evil. Was that the math you were trying to do? Oh, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2013-03-05 08:41 am UTC (link)
	You're lucky I'm not Gilderoy Lockhart, Stephanie. No regrets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 09:01 am UTC (link)
	You'd be a really bad blond, Eddie. Like, a really bad one. Though you do have a charming smile. Never, ever, ever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 08:24 am UTC (link)
	That was literally the shittiest name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 08:38 am UTC (link)
	The shittiest name in a world full of shitty names. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 08:51 am UTC (link)
	Shittier even than Ron and Hermione having fucking kids whose names started with the same goddamn letters. That was just some bullshit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 09:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god I never even realized it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Whoops! pesadilla 2013-03-05 09:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh my God, that entire epilogue had me prepared to commit arson. You know, I'm usually so down with her names. I mean, Dedalus Diggle? Fuck yeah. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore? Holla at your girl. Hugo? Rose? Albus Severus? Just no. Cue masculine outrage. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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