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Tweak says, "KNEEEEEEEL!"

Gabriel Reed (matchesmade) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-03-04 19:49:00

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emma woodhouse, hoban washburne, riddler, roy mustang, stephanie brown

As Anonymous
Is there some sort of office for directions, perhaps a church that one might be guided toward one's destination? I appear to be [...] out of my way.

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	pesadilla 2013-03-05 08:58 am UTC (link)
	Well, I can't say no to that. Even with a 'probably' attached. Once this shit gets figured out, you just wait. You will have all the faux-Edward pix you can handle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 09:03 am UTC (link)
	I'll use them to torture Eddie. Maybe I can make him go as Edward Cullen next Halloween. He's pale enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 09:05 am UTC (link)
	Girl, I think if you use the right words, you can get him to do whatever you want. But then, I also kind of have to demand that you go as Jacob. Also I have more glitter than an entire gay parade and/or 12 year old's princess birthday party, so let me know if you need some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 09:08 am UTC (link)
	Right, I do have the magic power of sex on my side. Would I have to go around shirtless if I'm Jacob? That's both terrifying and amazing. I think I'm in love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 09:13 am UTC (link)
	Sex, and he said he got you a YOLO promise ring. That's basically like a diamond ring for the cool kids. And, well, you could always paint a shirt to look like a rockin' set of abs and pecs. First, let me earn your love with the pixxx of not!Edward. I bet I can talk him into stripping too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god, I'm buckling at the knees. So romantic. And yeah, I think it'd be a little indecent if I ran around topless. Even if I could have rocking abs of my own. Ask him. !!!!! All my dreams coming true at once! I might have to trade him in for you, new model. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 09:25 am UTC (link)
	You can put that in your vows, you know. "I, Stephanie B, do take you, Eddie N, as my blah blah blah." "YOLO?" "YOLO." kiss tear applause There you go. - And how do you think he'd answer me? !!!!!?!? I knew someone else loved glitter as much as me! Well, at least wait for his warranty to run out. Get more bang for your buck, &c. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 09:50 am UTC (link)
	[...] Yeah, no. Vows joking is too soon. And I dunno, he said he could bounce a quarter off my ass last week. I'm a sucker for a good face glitter and a nice pair of fairy wings, too. Tiara. The whole nine yards. Do you come glittered? I don't know if he came with a warranty. I have to be delicate with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pesadilla
2013-03-05 09:54 am UTC (link)

What is it with straight people and weddings? - A quarter? Well then. I'm sure he'd be totally cool with a random kid asking about his gf's abs. Not that I promote possessiveness. But I also don't tend to promote my face to fists.

You and me both, girl. Shit. How do you think I went out for my last birthday? And, yes. I do (not a reference to vows, okay?). - Yes, do. Because if he breaks, you know, that's it.

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blondebat
2013-03-05 10:04 am UTC (link)

I'm way too young to have a ring on it, okay. What about my career? My prospects~ This is the 21st century, I don't need to be married. [...] Oh please. He loves to brag about things. I'd like to think I'm something to brag about.

Man, every now and then I consider adding some glitter to the kevlar. It's got to happen now. [...] I don't want to be the reason he breaks down. I've got to learn how to fix broken things.

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pesadilla
2013-03-05 10:09 am UTC (link)

I feel you on the century bit. I do. But Beyoncé said. She said. I guess maybe a YOLO promise ring counts though. - Alright, hey, I'll ask. If I get a black eye, I'll put some glitter on it. BAM. 200% better.

What about fairy wings? - Did he come with a manual maybe? Or even one of those useless slips of paper with all the weird symbols on it for like, washing instructions? You never know what could help.

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	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:13 am UTC (link)
	She also said girls run the world. And, we do. We really do. [...] Glitter makes everything better. I don't think bats have fairy wings. Pink fairy wings with all that black won't look right. [...] No manual and google is really vague for once. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 10:16 am UTC (link)
	Ain't nobody gonna argue with either of those things you just said. Okay, fair. But bats aren't generally sparkly as Edward Cullen either. Js. [...] Alright, so no manuals online. I did, however, find you a lot of images of white couples on couches, not looking at each other, under emotional duress. Do you think these could prove handy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:23 am UTC (link)
	I work at night, mostly. I don't think anyone can spy the glitter in the dark Gotham skyline. [...] Are their arms crossed and eyes rolling? Because that sounds like us sometimes already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 10:27 am UTC (link)
	Here. For study. If you see any of these positions happening, you remember: YOLO. That will fix him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:31 am UTC (link)
	I'll post all of he's on his fridge to remind ourselves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 10:32 am UTC (link)
	Good thinking. Be especially wary of #2. That is a sure sign of bad things coming. Also, the abs thing. It went well, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:39 am UTC (link)
	That one's the saddest to me. He looks so upset and pining. If I have to be Jacob, I'll post pictures. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 10:41 am UTC (link)
	I just can't imagine what kind of argument would lead to both of them sitting like that, at opposite ends of the couch. Are they going to pretend to jump, are they stretching? What??? Half-shirt! Half-shirt. Do a half-shirt. You can holla at me with your Edward/Jacob (Jedward?) pix and I'll send you some of Vegas Edward stripping. Scrapbooking is fun! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:48 am UTC (link)
	They were clearly arguing over the couch itself and trying to mark territory, but he regrets it immediately. I should be sickened by this, but I kind of love it all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 10:50 am UTC (link)
	Oh, my God. That is exactly what is happening. And you called me a know-it-all. Sickened? You're not old enough to be creepy about it, so ride that wave, baby. Your bf down there doesn't seem to want to live up to the message behind the ring he gave you. He said you'd have to give him a concussion before he'd be Edward. Jsyk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:53 am UTC (link)
	You hang around them enough and it rubs off. As like, an educated young woman, I should be totally disgusted by even the idea of thinking about Twiliht. And, I've broken his jaw before. I could make a concussion happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 11:02 am UTC (link)
	Are you telling me I might not be a know-it-all at all and it might just have rubbed off on me from someone else? Ew. Oh, well, yes. You should be. As should I. But dressing up as the two creepy dudes is totally just a funny thing and you can do things, as long as they're funny. (I say do it. Concuss him. The jaw would be overkill, but.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2013-03-05 11:06 am UTC (link)
	She also broke my nose. But, I broke her nose too, so that makes it even, right? Nevermind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)