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Tweak says, "That's not school; that's scho"

Gabriel Reed (matchesmade) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-03-04 19:49:00

Entry tags:

emma woodhouse, hoban washburne, riddler, roy mustang, stephanie brown

As Anonymous
Is there some sort of office for directions, perhaps a church that one might be guided toward one's destination? I appear to be [...] out of my way.

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	pesadilla 2013-03-04 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	You going to admit to 'new and improved' being accurate or what? Do you want me to link you to some DeviantArt or, like, what. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-04 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	He'll get mad, and he's such a whiner when he's mad. Oh god I can't even imagine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-04 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	I won't put that on you, because as a newer version (my whining was patched), I have a kinder soul. You don't have to imagine. I promise you. It's out there. And it's terrifying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 01:09 am UTC (link)
	No, Eddie has a kind soul when he wants to. I might want to poke my eyes blind if I do see them, and that would suck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Kinder, kinder. You're lucky I'm as nice as I am, that's all I'm going to say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. I'm pretty biased. Would I cry tears of blood? I'm pretty sure I've seen horrors, but I haven't seen that bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Such is love. Um. Well. I found this: I guess I have to go die now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Do I have a surprise for you. There you go. Now I'm going to go stab my own eyes out. I trolled that tag too hard, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 07:38 am UTC (link)
	[Cuuuuuuursor blink.] I am equally horrified and intrigued. Like, I want to see this train wreck in action. Oh god, do I. But I know I'll cry about the end of humanity as we know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 08:23 am UTC (link)
	What if I go and I take pictures and I give you those pictures? That way, you're only seeing it second-hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 08:39 am UTC (link)
	I would love you forever, probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 08:58 am UTC (link)
	Well, I can't say no to that. Even with a 'probably' attached. Once this shit gets figured out, you just wait. You will have all the faux-Edward pix you can handle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 09:03 am UTC (link)
	I'll use them to torture Eddie. Maybe I can make him go as Edward Cullen next Halloween. He's pale enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 09:05 am UTC (link)
	Girl, I think if you use the right words, you can get him to do whatever you want. But then, I also kind of have to demand that you go as Jacob. Also I have more glitter than an entire gay parade and/or 12 year old's princess birthday party, so let me know if you need some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 09:08 am UTC (link)
	Right, I do have the magic power of sex on my side. Would I have to go around shirtless if I'm Jacob? That's both terrifying and amazing. I think I'm in love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 09:13 am UTC (link)
	Sex, and he said he got you a YOLO promise ring. That's basically like a diamond ring for the cool kids. And, well, you could always paint a shirt to look like a rockin' set of abs and pecs. First, let me earn your love with the pixxx of not!Edward. I bet I can talk him into stripping too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god, I'm buckling at the knees. So romantic. And yeah, I think it'd be a little indecent if I ran around topless. Even if I could have rocking abs of my own. Ask him. !!!!! All my dreams coming true at once! I might have to trade him in for you, new model. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 09:25 am UTC (link)
	You can put that in your vows, you know. "I, Stephanie B, do take you, Eddie N, as my blah blah blah." "YOLO?" "YOLO." kiss tear applause There you go. - And how do you think he'd answer me? !!!!!?!? I knew someone else loved glitter as much as me! Well, at least wait for his warranty to run out. Get more bang for your buck, &c. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 09:50 am UTC (link)
	[...] Yeah, no. Vows joking is too soon. And I dunno, he said he could bounce a quarter off my ass last week. I'm a sucker for a good face glitter and a nice pair of fairy wings, too. Tiara. The whole nine yards. Do you come glittered? I don't know if he came with a warranty. I have to be delicate with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pesadilla
2013-03-05 09:54 am UTC (link)

What is it with straight people and weddings? - A quarter? Well then. I'm sure he'd be totally cool with a random kid asking about his gf's abs. Not that I promote possessiveness. But I also don't tend to promote my face to fists.

You and me both, girl. Shit. How do you think I went out for my last birthday? And, yes. I do (not a reference to vows, okay?). - Yes, do. Because if he breaks, you know, that's it.

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blondebat
2013-03-05 10:04 am UTC (link)

I'm way too young to have a ring on it, okay. What about my career? My prospects~ This is the 21st century, I don't need to be married. [...] Oh please. He loves to brag about things. I'd like to think I'm something to brag about.

Man, every now and then I consider adding some glitter to the kevlar. It's got to happen now. [...] I don't want to be the reason he breaks down. I've got to learn how to fix broken things.

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pesadilla
2013-03-05 10:09 am UTC (link)

I feel you on the century bit. I do. But Beyoncé said. She said. I guess maybe a YOLO promise ring counts though. - Alright, hey, I'll ask. If I get a black eye, I'll put some glitter on it. BAM. 200% better.

What about fairy wings? - Did he come with a manual maybe? Or even one of those useless slips of paper with all the weird symbols on it for like, washing instructions? You never know what could help.

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	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:13 am UTC (link)
	She also said girls run the world. And, we do. We really do. [...] Glitter makes everything better. I don't think bats have fairy wings. Pink fairy wings with all that black won't look right. [...] No manual and google is really vague for once. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 10:16 am UTC (link)
	Ain't nobody gonna argue with either of those things you just said. Okay, fair. But bats aren't generally sparkly as Edward Cullen either. Js. [...] Alright, so no manuals online. I did, however, find you a lot of images of white couples on couches, not looking at each other, under emotional duress. Do you think these could prove handy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:23 am UTC (link)
	I work at night, mostly. I don't think anyone can spy the glitter in the dark Gotham skyline. [...] Are their arms crossed and eyes rolling? Because that sounds like us sometimes already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)