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Tweak says, "i would if i could."

Gabriel Reed (matchesmade) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-03-04 19:49:00

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emma woodhouse, hoban washburne, riddler, roy mustang, stephanie brown

As Anonymous
Is there some sort of office for directions, perhaps a church that one might be guided toward one's destination? I appear to be [...] out of my way.

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	pesadilla 2013-03-05 10:16 am UTC (link)
	Ain't nobody gonna argue with either of those things you just said. Okay, fair. But bats aren't generally sparkly as Edward Cullen either. Js. [...] Alright, so no manuals online. I did, however, find you a lot of images of white couples on couches, not looking at each other, under emotional duress. Do you think these could prove handy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:23 am UTC (link)
	I work at night, mostly. I don't think anyone can spy the glitter in the dark Gotham skyline. [...] Are their arms crossed and eyes rolling? Because that sounds like us sometimes already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 10:27 am UTC (link)
	Here. For study. If you see any of these positions happening, you remember: YOLO. That will fix him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:31 am UTC (link)
	I'll post all of he's on his fridge to remind ourselves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 10:32 am UTC (link)
	Good thinking. Be especially wary of #2. That is a sure sign of bad things coming. Also, the abs thing. It went well, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:39 am UTC (link)
	That one's the saddest to me. He looks so upset and pining. If I have to be Jacob, I'll post pictures. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 10:41 am UTC (link)
	I just can't imagine what kind of argument would lead to both of them sitting like that, at opposite ends of the couch. Are they going to pretend to jump, are they stretching? What??? Half-shirt! Half-shirt. Do a half-shirt. You can holla at me with your Edward/Jacob (Jedward?) pix and I'll send you some of Vegas Edward stripping. Scrapbooking is fun! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:48 am UTC (link)
	They were clearly arguing over the couch itself and trying to mark territory, but he regrets it immediately. I should be sickened by this, but I kind of love it all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 10:50 am UTC (link)
	Oh, my God. That is exactly what is happening. And you called me a know-it-all. Sickened? You're not old enough to be creepy about it, so ride that wave, baby. Your bf down there doesn't seem to want to live up to the message behind the ring he gave you. He said you'd have to give him a concussion before he'd be Edward. Jsyk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 10:53 am UTC (link)
	You hang around them enough and it rubs off. As like, an educated young woman, I should be totally disgusted by even the idea of thinking about Twiliht. And, I've broken his jaw before. I could make a concussion happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 11:02 am UTC (link)
	Are you telling me I might not be a know-it-all at all and it might just have rubbed off on me from someone else? Ew. Oh, well, yes. You should be. As should I. But dressing up as the two creepy dudes is totally just a funny thing and you can do things, as long as they're funny. (I say do it. Concuss him. The jaw would be overkill, but.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2013-03-05 11:06 am UTC (link)
	She also broke my nose. But, I broke her nose too, so that makes it even, right? Nevermind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pesadilla 2013-03-05 11:07 am UTC (link)
	Uh, oh. Lovers, take your couch-positions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 11:14 am UTC (link)
	Position three. Except he's the one with the tissues. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2013-03-05 11:17 am UTC (link)
	No, Stephanie. We don't do that anymore. If I cry, it's because we're watching Land Before Time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 11:19 am UTC (link)
	I saw a couple tears when we watched Titanic the other day. No one can resist it when that Irish lady is reading to her kids, okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2013-03-05 11:21 am UTC (link)
	Why do you make me watch these movies? I'm putting a taco tax on them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 11:24 am UTC (link)
	That's not denial! Buuuuusted. You haven't worked off those shrimp boats yet. No tacos for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2013-03-05 11:25 am UTC (link)
	Damn it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 11:27 am UTC (link)
	♥ ♥ ♥ I do it because I love you. And I love seeing that sensitive~ side. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2013-03-05 11:29 am UTC (link)
	I need to have that removed before we get back to Gotham. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondebat 2013-03-05 11:30 am UTC (link)
	I don't think they have the technology for that. And, it's on my list, by the way. I have a list, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	riddlethem 2013-03-05 11:35 am UTC (link)
	We should exchange lists immediately. In case the sensitive side reduction surgery takes away all my emotions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	pesadilla 2013-03-06 03:34 am UTC (link)
	What the hell kind of question is that! Who doesn't want to watch Titanic?? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pesadilla 2013-03-06 03:35 am UTC (link)
	I can see it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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