Carpe Diem Network

Type: Journal Post
Date: Sept. 22, morning

My name is James. I'm being forced to explain that apparently I'm not dead and that I used to be a student here. Then I wasn't. Now I am again. The rest doesn't concern you. If you used to know me, that's too bad, I don't remember you.

Before too many idiots try to ask me about the obvious- yes, I'm missing my goddamn arm. I only need the one to break your nose if you ask about it or offer to carry my books.

Where's the d.a.d.a classroom and who designed this place. They should be fired.

What: Journal post
When: September 22nd, afternoon

This stupid fucking thing tried to bite me. For the record, it does not like steak but it does like socks. Only one sock from each pair though. If you are weird and/or like sales like I do and have those socks that denote which foot they go on, it's especially fond of the right sock. Consider this a PSA.

When: September 22
Type: Journal Entry

To my fellow Housemates -- I've left candy in random areas of the Common Room. Bought it all in Hogsmeade. Help yourselves.

So much homework, ugh. Not sure how we're supposed to even find the time for all of this. I'm tired, but I've still got 2 more assignments to do.

[Private to Friends & party people who won't snitch]
Alright.

My birthday is this upcoming Sunday. Where would be the best place for a shindig to celebrate this amazing occasion?

Type: Scribbler
Date: September 23rd, morning
Hogwarts Scribbler
( It's posted online and it's the first thing everyone would see when looking at the journals. )

Type: Journal post
When: September 23rd, Morning

I... don't think I'll be able to look or eat peanut butter ever again. Who is the sick fuck that wrote that?

Type: Journal post
When: September 23rd, Afternoon

Well I won't confirm or deny my rumour. Go ahead and enjoy the thought of me in a collar. There you go.

[Private to Belle]
Care to explain? And are you a virgin?

Type: Journal post
When: Sept. 23rd, Afternoon

Yes, I secretly dress up as a princess and wait for some fat ass to save me. That is me in a nut shell.

Nico, I will want child support. You aren't getting off easy just because you're engaged.

Type: Journal post
When: September 23rd, morning

Merlin, not another Scribbler.

I'm not a violent person but if anyone asks me if my vagina has teeth I will hit you. As for the part about Ash... I'm not going to deny that.