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[Jan. 14th, 2013|03:49 am] |
Okay, what was that. Never heard of anything like this in Dad's files. The vortex thing. Well, there was one guy who can do it but he's not the cause this time.
Mom? Claire?? Come on, tell me this is a dream. I need to get back soon. Now, preferably. |
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[Feb. 18th, 2011|02:17 am] |
( OOC. )
It'd be great if there was a logical reason for me being here in the UK instead of Odessa, TX. Claire? Dad, Mom? I tried calling Zach too. I just talked to him last week, though of course he suggested yet again that I should make videos of my special feats (amid asking me out, "just this once," in his words). For the last time.. no, I am not jumping from a ten-foot tower just to see what happens. First time was enough. But my phone isn't reaching anyone that I know. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|10:46 pm] |
This is 99% UNACCEPTABLE! (The 1% that's okay is the hats.) |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|07:19 am] |
Oh my God, this is SO wrong. I.. I have girl parts! I'm a woman! I never expected this. Living under a delusion of being a Nazi was one thing, least I was a guy then. And trust me when I say I've seen some trippy shit back home.
But this.. damn. I guess I look good, maybe. No idea what I'm gonna do now though. Never done this before. Maybe I'll have to get new clothes or.. something. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2010|12:06 am] |
Just had my birthday a couple days ago. Know what that means... now I am a MAN. I, Lyle Bennet, have just turned 18. Oh yes. So, if someone could point me in the direction of some pretty ladies, or better yet send them to me? Because that would be really awesome. It really would. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2010|08:00 pm] |
The next bill I'm introducing to congress is one that will make wet t-shirt contests an Olympic sport.
I've been told I have several votes "YAY!" already. |
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[Mar. 20th, 2010|04:27 pm] |
I am not a Nazi. Just wanted to let people know, so there isn't a need to worry anymore. It.. sucks. I had these memories in my head. And I had a gun. But I wasn't really a bad Nazi.. least not anymore. Those memories are still.. I can't describe it. But I wasn't going to kill anyone. I just wanted to find Hitler so I can kill him for his crimes, so the others would no longer kill innocents.
So.. yeah. Just me, just normal Lyle again. Though I'd have preferred to be Superman like I was back on Halloween. That would have been happier. But it's all fine now, really. Need to figure what I should do for the rest of the break from classes. |
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[Mar. 17th, 2010|02:01 pm] |
1st Lieutenant, Lyle Bennet, reporting for duty. I am looking for the nearest Schutzstaffel (SS) outpost. I have important information and must know the location of mein Fuhrer immediately. It's sensitive information. For his eyes only.
I have discovered a new weapon that he should know about. It could very well change the tides of war for the better. So.. I need to know where he is and set up a meeting. As soon as possible, please. Anyone who who aids me in this will be generously by rewarded by the Party. I'd also like to speak with a representative of an agency or government that is adamantly opposed to him; he will never fall, fools! The 3rd Reich will live forever! Heil Hitler. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2010|08:09 pm] |
Weird dreams, lately. Who's with me now?
Yeah. So. Kind of reminds a guy how lonely he is. |
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[Oct. 9th, 2009|11:48 pm] |
Soooo.... Halloween is coming up. That should be a lot of fun. Kinda curious if I should get a costume, and if I do, what I should dress up as. Or better yet? Maybe go to a very fun party. Where they have lots of pretty girls, cuz just looking at them on internet kinda gets old after awhile |
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[Aug. 10th, 2009|06:26 pm] |
Can't believe it's three months till my birthday...
17...one less away from 18 and still three years from being 21 years old.
Not exactly a milestone number. |
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[May. 4th, 2009|06:35 pm] |
You know how the ones who look at something that took place, and they're like, "Well, not MY kid," or something like, "Ohh.. well.. that'll never happen to me"? And then next thing you know, it does actually happen to them? Like, two minutes later. Still with me so far?
Well.. you know. I thought I wasn't one of those affected. I'm usually a normal guy. Figured it would all bypass me and go on everything else. But lately? I have the urge to go out. To go to a club, except I don't have an ID. And I really need to... release somehow. And boy, these are some strong urges. Of the physical variety. |
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[May. 2nd, 2009|10:26 am] |
Oh my god, what the hell? This is not cool at all. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2009|01:28 pm] |
I wish some of my family were here. No one gets me. |
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[Apr. 14th, 2009|04:40 pm] |
Oh, for goodness' sake. No, seriously.. what the Hell? This isn't my home. It should be Costa Verde, not Los Angeles. This can't be right. It can't be. Unless I have an ability, which I doubt, I couldn't have just teleported here. I know others can do that. But not me.
Oh well, maybe I should tell who I am before I spaz out any further. My name is Lyle Bennet. I have a sister and two parents. Well.. they aren't together right now, but that's beside the point. I should not be here. I have soccer practice. And tae kwon do lessons later tonight. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|01:04 am] |
Ugh. I'm sick.
How am I sick?
I feel like... I got ran over.
Which I didn't. For the record. Dammit. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2008|10:39 am] |
People get really ugly when you have to keep lookin' at them all the time.
Just sayin'. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|04:02 pm] |
I think I'm liking this whole aged-up thing. It makes getting drinks SO much easier. |
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[Feb. 12th, 2008|04:53 pm] |
I'm beginning to think I'm just stuck like this. |
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[Feb. 11th, 2008|04:11 pm] |
Um . . . Claire?
Something weird is going on . . . |
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[Jan. 26th, 2008|11:14 pm] |
No, no, no, no!
I can't stop it. I can't control it this time. I put too much into it and it keeps coming on and off on its own.
Fuck!
( Claire ) |
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|02:58 pm] |
First singing..
Now this.
WHAT THE HELL?? |
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|03:15 am] |
Holy shit... |
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[Jan. 9th, 2008|01:59 am] |
All right, so I'm back from Peter and Caitlin's. Thanks you guys for letting me stay for a bit.
I feel better, I think.
Anyways, anyone need me for anything? |
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