1st Lieutenant, Lyle Bennet, reporting for duty. I am looking for the nearest Schutzstaffel (SS) outpost. I have important information and must know the location of mein Fuhrer immediately. It's sensitive information. For his eyes only.
I have discovered a new weapon that he should know about. It could very well change the tides of war for the better. So.. I need to know where he is and set up a meeting. As soon as possible, please. Anyone who who aids me in this will be generously by rewarded by the Party. I'd also like to speak with a representative of an agency or government that is adamantly opposed to him; he will never fall, fools! The 3rd Reich will live forever! Heil Hitler.