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[Feb. 21st, 2010|12:07 am] |
I found us a new apartment! I really like it, and it'll be closer to my work. I'm still keeping our home here on Oshima, but it will be more for vacations. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|01:15 am] |
( Teague ) |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|02:21 am] |
The odds against any particular individual existing are astounding.
Roughly one hundred million sperm are in the typical volume of semen that one ejaculates during a sexual encounter. A woman can only become pregnant roughly a quarter of the time, and a conservative estimate for miscarriages is roughly twenty-five percent, most of which happen without the woman ever knowing she was pregnant. The ova is one of hundreds that will be viable within a woman's lifetime. The chances of any particular individual winning the conception lottery and being born are quadrillions to one against.
And yet, despite the odds, a nigh-microscopic not-yet individual is growing in the womb of one Mary Anne McGee. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|04:57 am] |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|01:05 pm] |
Dani? Torii? Hell, any of my female or non-straight male friends? Feel like shopping? (I say non-straight because the only straight guy who's allowed to see me at Agent Provocateur is Keller, and he's not invited for a reason.) |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|01:11 pm] |
In light of the recent onslaught of soppiness surrounding the dreaded V-day, I have decided it is about time I opened my heart to a more committed relationship than I am used to. Thus, I have welcomed into my home this gorgeous specimen.
...what, you didn't think I was going to rush into marrying anyone when I've not even been here a month? If I didn't believe in it before, I'm certainly not going to believe in it now. Hence kitten, who is officially called Gibbs McDuck and unofficially called Squirt. Appointments to view the adorableness directly are now open, just let me know so I can actually be there to introduce you. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|02:14 pm] |
Is it Spring Break yet?
( Dad ) |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|02:17 pm] |
Hey cheerleaders, don't be too upset about practice the other day! I think you were all great! Coach Sylvester was probably just having a bad day. We were awesome! |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|02:47 pm] |
There's a movie and some books where I have a daughter.
It's weird and vaguely disturbing. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|04:18 pm] |
Hel, dear. How's that double ended dildo working out for you? |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|10:03 pm] |
Anybody out there need a spare kid? I've got eight. Well, technically only the two and a half, but the big ones aren't adoptable and I can't give away the Skwigelfs.
Relatedly, who here knows a good place for an alky Californian to go and mingle without the presence of booze? |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|10:41 pm] |
Oh, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. You were my best disciple. Why did you have to muck it all up with an apology?
Such a sad, sad day. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|11:12 pm] |
Okay. I can deal with the fact that I've been rewritten as a guy. Anything that stops me looking like that damned hippy can't be all bad.
But kids' TV? Really?!
When I find out who's behind this, they're gonna have to figure out how to reattach their head to their body, assuming said body can find said head in time. |
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