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Thor ([info]imakeitgoboom) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2010-02-21 16:18:00

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Entry tags:hel, thor

Hel, dear. How's that double ended dildo working out for you?


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[info]gleaming_bale
2010-02-21 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Not yet, but I have plans.

Very considerate of you.

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[info]imakeitgoboom
2010-02-21 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Considering you'll never get it from a real phallus, I figured it would suit you.

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[info]gleaming_bale
2010-02-21 11:52 pm UTC (link)
You do realize I have in the past, right? Or is this a truly feeble come on?

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[info]imakeitgoboom
2010-02-21 11:54 pm UTC (link)
My condolences to the man whose dick was torn off by the thorns in your cooch.

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[info]gleaming_bale
2010-02-21 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Satan didn't mind.

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[info]imakeitgoboom
2010-02-22 12:01 am UTC (link)
Masochists rarely do. Anything that was made by the One God surely must be a masochist by design, if only to put up with the meddling of One.

How's the most magical place in Midgard, darling? Would you like it if I came and crushed the eyesore which is Epcot? It displeases me.

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[info]gleaming_bale
2010-02-22 12:03 am UTC (link)
Yes, do that. Also, the small world ride.

I'm going to have to bed you now to shut you up.

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[info]imakeitgoboom
2010-02-22 12:06 am UTC (link)
You are completely convinced I want my dick anywhere near you. I assure you, it's staying far away from your ice cold vagina, woman. I'm afraid it'd get stuck there with all the frost and cobwebs.

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[info]gleaming_bale
2010-02-22 12:08 am UTC (link)
What makes you think I was planning on giving you a choice?

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[info]imakeitgoboom
2010-02-22 12:10 am UTC (link)
You horrible evil bitch. I'm shivering in my boots.

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[info]gleaming_bale
2010-02-22 12:13 am UTC (link)
Hall of Presidents. Ten minutes.

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[info]imakeitgoboom
2010-02-22 12:14 am UTC (link)
Fine.

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