RAC IC for The Warrant

When you pick up a belated Christmas present from your ex's parents, and it's a bunch of handmade sweets you used to eat by the handful when you stayed over at their place for Christmas. [...] That sentence ran away from me. It's still awkward.

Someone take this off my hands? I'm sure it'll keep.

[LEA & DAE]

i vaguely remember kissing both of you.

[LUX]

i vaguely remember throwing up on you.

[PEN]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ posted is an unhackable & untraceable (non-live) video feed of the following: our masked kidnappers against a grey, stony backdrop without a single thing to identify the location. they're relatively jovial throughout the whole thing as they greet the RAC and introduce themselves as the ones who left the little present last month, DID YOU LIKE IT? :') because there's more to come!

edited throughout are short snippets of video surveillance of RAC members and footage of outside HQ as they launch into how the RAC would be nothing if not for them: the bad guys, the villains, what would you have without them? all you are is a bunch of desperate wannabes; it's just sad, tbh. we've been watching you, looking so safe and snug, but how safe do you feel now, reclamation agent coalition? are you missing someone, maybe!? :(

the terms are laid out: five names listed of vergil's incarcerated men to be released in exchange for the five agents they have. no footage is released of the agents, sry gaiz. the cost of failing to comply? in 72 hours, your agents are dead. bye bye now! :) ♥♥ ]

[ OOC: characters may reply to this!!!! there will be no replies back, though, obviously. also feel free to retcon in your character(s) into that video surveillance (it's like CCTV; it can be from anywhere in ganymede, but probably around HQ/the downtown core). this is the official kick-off of the 4-day kidnapping plot! ]

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

B52

alright, so i know you're all mad, but uh. it wasn't that bad. why don't we treat this like a teamwork exercise. we go the problem solved! minimal casualties. if we can survive floating vomit, i'm pretty sure we can survive anything. go team b52!

now lets give a warm welcome to jai. you did it, buddy!

'68 FOOD CREW

ifuckedupsohardwhatdoidothisiswhereidie. stated in my will, noa gets my car.

[posted shortly after the anti-gravity plot]

B52

We are never doing that again. I'm going to sleep now, please do not wake me up.

If you need something, Jai can handle it.

VALENTINE

We do not get paid enough for this job.

B52 MINUS JAI.

We got a live one. His name is Jai Mehra. Engineer. Don't even think about giving him a hard time or I'll make you feel sorry that you did. Crew meeting on the bridge at 0900 tomorrow, and I expect you all to be there.

IRELAND.

And you're bunking with him. He might ask a lot of questions. Direct him my way if it's too much.

[....] When do you want your

JAI.

Mehra, right?

It's so nice to see all the ships docked and all the crews assembled. It feels a little like we're all back home!

How has everyone been? No one injured recently, I hope? Any good adventures worth relating, exciting bounties hauled back? Any good souvenirs from the colonies? Please share with us all!

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