RAC IC for The Warrant

I have this terrible feeling I'm jinxing us by saying it but...

It's quiet. Too quiet.

[...] I still don't feel like he's gone.

[Mama's Family]

There's a bunch of officers up in ICU so I'm staying over at General for the time being. Don't know what the security set up is yet but someone should keep an eye on them. Since as you see, Colt is conscious and stable and subject to the mercies of Zwei's tender loving care.

[...] We were just finishing up going through the escapee reports when upstairs [...] got hit. Ana Vinter, our fur obsessed psychopathic first bounty that tried to make one of our medic's hair into some kind of ladies' mittens. Donald WcDonald, our friend from last month. And one Callum Spinner, who Zwei and I couldn't identify but is giving me a sense of deja vu for one reason or another, so I'd appreciate it if you could take some time to look through his file. Sol, it's in the pile on the left of my desk. Second or third from top.

Ain't gonna lie to you, like the director's post says pretty much, we're in a bad place right now. They went after some of our best and most important people, the ones who handle the business end of our operation and tell us when and where to be. But we have good people on our ship too. We'll get through this. And we'll be ready once we have a clearer direction. I have faith in each and every one of you to do their job. In the meantime though, we need to hunker down. Keep your eyes peeled and your ears open and contact me the instant something seems shady.

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Please send help to the hospital, I did not expect to wake up with a concussion and a crutched woman taking swings at me when I am at a distinct disadvantage dodging becauakssadf


Zwei, that fucking hurt!

Very serious inquiry.

What do we, a sample size of bounty hunters, most of us devoted to our ships, think about the concept of true love? Are there soulmates? Does love really exist? Is partnership just a social construct to share the load? Is it all about sex?

Lay it on me.

NICOLA.

how much longer do i need to be on these dumb crutches

CAMPBELL, SOL, COLT.

so the trap almost ate my leg but i can tell everyone i wrestled with a wolf

LIAM.

eye heard you got messed up in europa

Public service announcement: Do not introduce your crew to your fathers. Baby pictures get involved and you start to suspect your dignity is permanently down for the count.

[Bahama Mama]

Which is to say, Dad and Pop say you're all welcome back anytime.

Especially "That lovely gentleman with the dark hair, stunning eyes, and ass you could bounce a woolong off of" which... I'm honestly not sure if that was Sol or Nicola and frankly I wasn't going to ask them to clarify and make the conversation even more awkward.

[Zwei]

How're you feeling?

Looking like we may need to postpone book club.

[Bahama Mama]

London's got another bounty for us on the books. Yellow level on Callisto, involves poaching of endangered wild animals, usually when they're cubs or whatever, to serve in the private zoos of the very rich, and the locals aren't too happy about what's going on in their backyard, so we won't be getting too much hassle from them at least. In fact, it's a rare union between them and that singer Riley Cyrus, who is footing the bounty on this. 4 million woolongs. We've also got a couple of (legal) hunters who would be helping us track them. Thoughts?

seeking new navigator, apply below

those of s'more disposition &/or consistency need not fucking apply

SOL, CAMPBELL & COLT.

[.....] got a proposition

EDEN.

you never told me if you got my gift, fucking rude

Book club meeting on the 11th. 7:00 pm at Mag's Diner. We're reading Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn, which is an old Earth thriller if you want to catch up to us. I'm not done yet but someone else might have a copy to lend you.

[Bahama Mama]

As far as I know there's been no leads on our kidnappers from last month, so don't rest easy just yet. If you've got somewhere to be, I can take you.