RAC IC for The Warrant

so like everything is awful right and therefore i'm proposing a game of never have i ever here ok ok ok? technically it's a drinking game but i can't see you drink so you could reply to someone saying 'yup done it' or something idk. (you say a statement and if you're guilty of it you drink. basically.)

i'll start. never have i ever been arrested.

FILTERED TO WHISKEY SOUR.

i know you guys are probably itching to get out of here after being docked so long, and especially now that liam's back (hey bro, the bunk's been weirdly clean and normal smelling without you) but we gotta stay at hq for a bit. RAC orders. take some r&r and stick close to hq for a couple days until me and cody hear something. that means you gemma!! go get a massage please

the upside to getting shot: dude i've got the sickest scar. it looks cool as hell next that one i got from the chain in 65 haha

TO:PENNN
FROM: CODY

[1] bro

The holidays are the worst New Year Resolutions. Does anyone still do those?

[Whiskey Sour]

Because I feed into stereotypes, I have new lollipops. Ten flavors.

[Noa]

I have an extra stash for us.

red alert red alert, 5000000 WL bounty to whoever destroys all the recordings of christmas music on ganymede and/or bans any blaring of santa baby before 3 pm

TO: WS
FROM: ME ME ME

[1/7] who the fuck is in the freezer
[2/7] ok there is someone in he freezer
[3/7] if its someone else with nurse chick theyre getting shot in the face
[4/7] shooting people in the face is exhausting
[5/7] but also relaxing
[6/7] kira where the fuck are you
[7/7] youll miss all the fun ok hurry up

WHISKEY SOUR.

[......] i know, the timing on this is crap. i've had this red warrant sitting for a while, if you want it, but let me make it clear that you're absolutely 100% not obligated to take it. i can reassign it to the singapore sling no problem.

TO: noa
FROM: me

(1/7) yo
(2/7) yooo
(3/7) where are youuu
(4/7) please tell me because people are saying youre unaccounted for ha ha
(5/7) i was like she's probably just sleeping or got a dead battery or maybe she's eating a 3 foot long sub sandwich, that takes both hands!!!
(6/7) where are you
(7/7) [...] noa?

TO: WS
FROM: me

hey where's noa

TO: 68 food crew
FROM: me

(1/3) yo check in where are you guys
(2/3) kirby i know youre off ship, you good???
(3/3) noa's not with you guys right

[ posted is an unhackable & untraceable (non-live) video feed of the following: our masked kidnappers against a grey, stony backdrop without a single thing to identify the location. they're relatively jovial throughout the whole thing as they greet the RAC and introduce themselves as the ones who left the little present last month, DID YOU LIKE IT? :') because there's more to come!

edited throughout are short snippets of video surveillance of RAC members and footage of outside HQ as they launch into how the RAC would be nothing if not for them: the bad guys, the villains, what would you have without them? all you are is a bunch of desperate wannabes; it's just sad, tbh. we've been watching you, looking so safe and snug, but how safe do you feel now, reclamation agent coalition? are you missing someone, maybe!? :(

the terms are laid out: five names listed of vergil's incarcerated men to be released in exchange for the five agents they have. no footage is released of the agents, sry gaiz. the cost of failing to comply? in 72 hours, your agents are dead. bye bye now! :) ♥♥ ]

[ OOC: characters may reply to this!!!! there will be no replies back, though, obviously. also feel free to retcon in your character(s) into that video surveillance (it's like CCTV; it can be from anywhere in ganymede, but probably around HQ/the downtown core). this is the official kick-off of the 4-day kidnapping plot! ]

'68 FOOD CREW

hey so i was wondering if ya'll wanted to meet up for dinner before going to the christmas party. who's down?