RAC IC for The Warrant

Public service announcement: Do not introduce your crew to your fathers. Baby pictures get involved and you start to suspect your dignity is permanently down for the count.

[Bahama Mama]

Which is to say, Dad and Pop say you're all welcome back anytime.

Especially "That lovely gentleman with the dark hair, stunning eyes, and ass you could bounce a woolong off of" which... I'm honestly not sure if that was Sol or Nicola and frankly I wasn't going to ask them to clarify and make the conversation even more awkward.

[Zwei]

How're you feeling?

[Bahama Mama]

Good work everyone. The vet says we can get some pictures with the little guy before she takes him away.

[London]

Got them both after a couple of nights camping out. Secured on board. Zwei got caught in a bear trap and is getting some medical attention from Colt's parents before we head back to HQ.

[Nice Guy Navigator Club]

First outing was a success. How did you guys do?

Lea's fine.

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[Kajal]

Can I get some time off? I need to do some stuff. Liam

[Whiskey Sour]

Guys I'll be with Liam at HQ. He's still unconscious. You're all ok with Alex and Gemma right? Cause idk how long I'll be here

[Kirby]

Babe Liam got really hurt. You should be here too.

[TO] "Castor"
[FROM] "Kirby"

[1/1] My ex lost an eye during the bounty. I'm in a taxi. I don't know whether I should request time off or not yet. Sorry.

[TO] kstracke@rac.net
[FROM] kcopeland@rac.net

Hi. How's my leave looking?

Even with the destruction, the view of Earth is still pretty spectacular.

I do not advise coming here for a bounty, but it was worth the trip, this time. The Tequila Sunrise has apprehended one of the politicians who is heavily implicated in the Astral Gate incident that cost billions of lives and drove us and our parents from their home. It is never more clear than when you are standing in the ruins of a beautiful city how important it is to bring the people who caused this tragedy to justice.

We will see you all in a few days. Long trip home.

[LONDON + TS]

We are a little bit worse for wear, this time. Did you know there are crazy doomsdayers living beneath Paris, in the catacombs? Neither did we.

If you wish to alert the media, let us know. Not all of us should be on camera right now. We should be back by the 15th.

FILTERED TO WHISKEY SOUR.

hey guys. uhhh good work on the bounty. alex got a pretty bad crack on the head so he's still, you know, resting or whatever. i'm helping him out with paperwork and stuff so don't worry about it, it'll get done. and i won't file it wrong like i did that one time with the artillery req obviously we probably shouldn't take any bounties or anything for a while... but we should have enough money from this one to get us through i think?? and to spruce up the ship some, maybe. i think we need some repairs...

oh uhhh i guess someone in hq told my mom i got shot haha so if she somehow gets into hq to murder me please hold her off while i run away

FILTERED TO RHIA.

heyyy

fucked up bounty, huh

FILTERED TO KAMIKAZE.

Excellent work.

FILTERED TO PENDLETON.

You hesitated on the migrant vessel. Why?

FILTERED TO ANYA.

Where were you.

HECTOR.

this place is going to the fucking dogs lately, i swear.

KAMIKAZE & B52, separately.

anyone else in less than one piece this week?

BRISTOL.

don't rush that report in. this month has blown up already.