January 3rd, 2016


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04 → jphan


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To whom it may concern: Thank you for the dragon fire cracker left ignited on my desk. When security has scoured through camera footage, please accept a token of my appreciation.*

B52.
As of this morning, you will be welcoming one Lionel Owen aboard your ship as a probationary RRI candidate until the 3rd of May this year (2073). He is under no condition to be treated with disrespect, as per agency policy, and any indiscretions committed against him are punishable by suspension. In this probationary period, he is to be treated as a full-fledged member of your crew regardless of skill level. He will introduce himself to you all shortly.

Questions and concerns may be directed to myself or Captain Vance. Have a good day.
LIONEL.
I trust you have reviewed the company handbook, Owen?


(* do i even have to clarify she's being sarcastic, bc... )