DEARLY PERVERTEDWE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO CELEBRATE THE INSANITY BEAUTY THAT IS THE COMMITMENT BETWEEN OUR DARLING qafmaniac AND DR. blond_boy.Make sure you have some Puffs Plus handy (Justin has graciously shared from his lifetime supply), get comfy and let's let this magical duo exchange their specially prepared vows.
If anyone has any reason that these two wonderfully colorful people should not be joined in commitment forever and ever, speak now or shut the hell up or you'll have to answer to me.