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Hello? Can anyone read this? I'm not quite sure what's going on.

I'm afraid I'm a little lost.

What the hell is it this time? Fantastic stuck here again.

Bloody idiot really needs to learn better.

Of all the ridiculous ways to get yourself decorporealised...

It's so wonderful to see so many smiling faces, these days!

Yet, I find myself vastly unentertained. That just won't do, boys and girls.

Gee, I wonder what a quirky little deity could get up to in a big bad city like this?

I think I'm going to like it here. Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo New York!!!!!!!!!!

What is this? I leave for a few weeks, and come back to find all Hell breaking loose?

I suppose I should chide you all for being naughty. But that's just so damn hypocritical.

You'd think that finding a PR job in one of the financial capitals of the world would be easy, but it's really not. It's easier to ignore the Master than it is to get a job around here at the moment. Yes, it is possible to ignore him, some of you lot should try it sometime.

I'm not sure if I mentioned it, Martha, but I'm really glad you're back. I missed you. Now I'm never going to mention that again and we can go back to normal, okay? Good!

Angel, why is your department the interesting one? Mine never tries to kill each other. And they definitely don't succeed.

So.

Well I must say this is rather disappointing. There I was sitting in my piano bar in my self created reality then all of a sudden here I am sitting in some apartment which, while nicely decorated, is not mine.

There are only two people I can blame for this it was either my dear creator or it was my dear brother Michael.

Oh this is interesting.


Much different than what I expected.

...Master Stark? I appear to be organic.

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I'm off to get pissed.

If only I weren't so caring and compassionate, I'd shut off the whole 'prayer line' because sometimes it just gives me a headache.go

Can I have everyone who lives on the Fourth Floor of Tower Four's attention please?

Actually this can be entitled to anyone in the whole apartment complex.. I encourage everyone to read it.

Try and refrain from leaving your garbage bags lying outside of your door. They have a dumpster for a reason. You are hurting the dumpster's feelings for not feeding it the garbage. Think Green and do your part. :)

And it would make the hallway look so much nicer. Not mentioning any room numbers.. Just It had to be said.

Thank You.

Has another year gone by already? My, how time flies.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

For the record? The body in the basement: It wasn't me. I put mine on display.

My little demon, you probably shouldn't say such dirty things in a private forum. What ever will the humans think?

I'm bored, and we all know what happens when I'm bored.