Prideview Random

I think I must go out and make other human acquaintances. I want to be an adequate companion for my master. I have been isolated from others too long, and am having aberrant behaviors.

It's amazing how many curse words are used on this board.

Perhaps I should start cursing too?

One would think with as much as goes on around this place I would not be bored. They would think wrongly though. If I can't find anything to do I might have to go do laundry.

What is this? I leave for a few weeks, and come back to find all Hell breaking loose?

I suppose I should chide you all for being naughty. But that's just so damn hypocritical.

This... right here:

All of this. Not just this. The computer? It's fine. It's not.. it's not the computer, though. It's the.. actual.. predicament? Not that the computer's a great model or anything. But, I guess.. uh- what I'm.. trying to say here is..

Did I... miss something?

If you're behind this, Hammer-

This is. . . unusual.

And not Paradigm at all.