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Back in New York. Can't say I really missed it, but it's a hell of a lot better than Pittsburgh.

My, Hearst College how you have changed..

Though, I don't remember you being so large and well-kempt. Someone's been paying the help extra, I see.

Alright, let's cut the crap, kiddies: Where am I, how did I get here, and why do I have the sudden urge to throw the Twilight Zone theme onto the contents of my iPod?

I am not amused.

I'm going to hit the clubs, anyone want to tag along?

Is it bad that I like- just got up?

Whatever. Happy New Years, guys. Even though I know none of you. ( With the exception of Tim. )

I’m about to go and hit the clubs for the night, as it’s really the only thing to do on New Years. If any hot guys want to come along, then feel free.

Otherwise, have a happy new year and I’ll talk to you when I resurface tomorrow afternoon.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

Stupid fucking airports, I have no idea why I decided to go home for the fucking holidays. I don’t even like my family that much, for fuck sake.

Hopefully the flight will get cancelled and I can avoid going back to fucking Manchester.

I need a fucking cigarette and a drink.

Someone just keyed my fucking car.

Ho ho ho, you frickin' dick.