Cozzy Babbles

Origins 5: Birthday

Pair: Solo, Duo, Zechs, Noin, others

Warning: death of a child, violence, massive angst, very crappy birthdays. Un-beta'd.

Note: For Shini02 and her request, as well as gw500's “general.” I noticed Shini's birthday passed a while back, so I guess this is her birthday chapter. Woot! ^^ (Sorry it took me so long to get this chapter out, I've been having some trouble in RL, you know how it is. Dohzers! I really, really appreciate all the comments that have been put into this story, it keeps me going more than you know.)

Another note: I realize the timing is a bit off for Zechs, but I couldn't resist. We'll pretend he's older than he actually is, yes? You can hurt me if you really, really want to.

Previous parts here.

( On Solo's ninth birthday, Rose was killed in a drive-by shooting. )

Martian Wedding Rituals
by cozzybob

Pair: 6xD, mention of 1xR

Warning: Fluff! From me. Seriously, if that's not scary, I don't know what is. ;P Hee! Erm. Fluff, sap, romance, pure het, sweetness that will make your teeth ache, happily-ever-afters, not a lick of slash.

Note: For the glorious Princess, by request: “6xD: something sweet; doesn't have to be fluffy, but no angst or unhappiness or bondage.” I know what she likes, and she knows how to give me a challenge. This is actually a stepping stone for me—probably the first *real* romance I've ever done. Isn't that sad, after 100+ fics? xD

Another note: This sort of goes along with another story I'm currently writing, although said story is much, much darker. Hee! When I finally post that, this will fall into the same universe. Not that anyone cares about that now, but whatever. ^^

Summary: Fed up with their long-distance relationship, Dorothy moves to Mars to be with Zechs.



( You shouldn't be there alone )

Untitled Something Or Another

Pair: 2x3
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Duo has a potty mouth
Notes: For Gundam_100's promp "touch" on IJ

( Motherfreakin' )

and

Baby Blues
Pair: 6xD
Rating: PGish
Word Count: 104
Note: Another, same comm, for "touch."

( She touched him once, on the thigh. )

and

Howard's First

Pair: past one-way Howard/J
Rating: PG-13

Note: Dedicated to ralphiere, and inspired (sort of) by an old Pond pic of young!J and Howard, from way back, which I can't link to since her site is down. Waaah! Again, same comm, prompt "secret."

( And oh, those luscious cherry lips... )

Death Meets One Billion and Six
by cozzybob

Pair: Zechs, Sandman's Death.

Warning: end of the series + Zechs = ANGST. Crossover with the Sandman comics.

Note: Believe it or not, this took me several months to write. It's another crossover with Sandman in what I'm finally dubbing the Sandman Crossover Drabbles (the other two being Death Speaks to Death and Death Takes One), but you don't need to read those at all to get this, so, mwa! Ederyn said a while ago that Zechs should die in this so that he can get Treize and she'll stop sobbing every time she reads these, but I can't be nearly that nice, so don't worry, Zechs doesn't die, dear. Enjoy! Hehehe...

Summary: Zechs drifts in space waiting to die, but unfortunately, nothing ever works for Zechs the way he plans them.


( He counts a star for every life that he has taken. )

Good And Red
by cozzybob

Pair: 1+6+1

Warning: attempt at fluff? poor humor? get together fic, a pessimistic view on Christmas, kissie toward the end...

Note: For Ederyn's request in a drabble meme thingie: "I want a GW get-together fic for [Zechs and Heero], and I want the[m] to be the only ones in the fic."

Summary: Heero hates Zechs. Heero is a liar. Heero is frustrated. And Zechs is in his own little world.


( These things needed to be kept simple. )

She got a mortgage on my body
by cozzybob

Rated: PG-13?

Pair: Dx5, Sx5, some D+6.

Warning: rampant het, swearing, cheating, drunkenness, angst, references to BDSM lifestyle and unplanned pregnancies. Prequel to Squeeze My Lemon

Note: Prequel to Squeeze My Lemon. Both titles are taken from the song Traveling Riverside Blues by Robert Johnson, and THIS was written specifically for the_dw, who is such a sweetie pie and likes my het! *squees hysterically* I also wanna nudge woodlandelf again, simply because she still needs more love, and I love her so, yes I do.

Summary: Describing the relationship between Dorothy and Wufei prior to Zechs' arrival in Squeeze My Lemon.


( ...because he knew that Treize would hate to think of his favorite cousin living off whatever soup of chemicals currently found in her Lean Cuisines and Banquets. )

Squeeze My Lemon
by cozzybob

Rated: NC-17

Pair: Dx6, mentions of Dx1, Dx2, Dx3, Dx4, and most especially Dx5. Not all at once, mind.

Warning: het, BDSM, bondage, toys, emotional lemon/orange, sappyness, some implied slash, femslash--but it's very slight.

Note: For Princess, who needs more het, more Dorothy, and more love in this crazy fandom. She knows why. ^^;

Summary: The woman they call Elphaba tames the impossible.


( Being the best had that sort of charm. )

Turtle Blues
by cozzybob

Rated: NC-17

Pair: Dx6, past 13x6

Warning: Het lemon, bondage, kink, gunplay, mind games, adult language & vulgarity, thoughts of abortion, family issues, angst, sap, emotional-ness. And pure unadulterated love of the blues. This is a sequel to Paceatur, but it can be read as a stand-alone. If you're curious, it's also set between the end of the series and Endless Waltz.

Note: This is my first full het lemon. Isn't that awesome? Written purely for Arabian Princess and Ederyn, who both squeeze the best pairings out of me. The title and the song sung within were taken from "Turtle Blues" by Janis Joplin. Which is the best. Song. Ever.

Summary: Dorothy has something she needs to tell Zechs, but her methods are a little unorthodox.


( ...maybe he was so used to seeing Dorothy nude and holding deadly objects that he hadn't thought to pay attention. )

Something In Your Eyes
by cozzybob

Pair: Zechs and Relena

Warning: pre-series, angst. maybe a little stalker-ness. (Now there's a thought--stalker!Zechs!! I. Would. Pay. To see that.)

Note: For the beat_of_destiny challenge, #64, "something in your eyes."

Summary: Zechs discovers that Relena has long forgotten her brother's existence.

( ...it was then that he began to hate, even in his love for her. )

Paceatur
by cozzybob

Rated: Rish

Pair: 6xD, refs to onesided 9+6, past 13x6

Warning: some bad words, het sexual situations, sex over a grave (lime), angst, sap, minor Noin bashing... takes place between the end of the series and EW.

Note: For Ederyn, because she had a very bad month. Paceatur is a legal term in Latin meaning: let him be freed or discharged.

Summary: The last time she had seen him, he had told her that he was going to die, and she said she knew it. And yet here they were a half-year later, both alive, and both wishing they weren't.


( The grass was like a sea of emerald... )

It Has A Soul
by cozzybob

Pair: 13x6, refs to 9+6

Rated: NC-17

Warning: slash lemon (explicit man sex), dark, angst, Zechs-ish psychobabbling, stream of consciousness... a bit odd. Like, as in, odd.

Note: For the beat_of_destiny community, #34, troubled thoughts, claim of Zechs. This is the kind of thing that happens when I get inspiration in the middle of the night, and I'm not entirely awake enough to restrain the psycho!Cozzy tendencies. So if you have to read it twice to understand what the hell Zechs is babbling about, I apologize.

Summary: There is a soul in Zechs' mask. He puts it on, and it becomes him.

( You love that mask more than you love me. )

Sting
by cozzybob

Pair: 6x3

Warning: yaoi/slash, repeated use of the f-word, some uncomfortable thoughts. angst, maybe? sappy angst. sagnst!

Note: This is for Ederyn. Because I felt like it. And because for some reason, she's really into 6x3. Which is good.

Summary: Zechs and Trowa aren't friends.


( Life goes on. )

Pagan For Hire 5
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, Zechs, Noin

Warning: some sappy fluff, angst, graduations, more talking. Still pre-war/series.

Note: Fifth in the growing Pagan For Hire series, written for Pagan month at gw_ozzies.

Summary: Pagan attends Zechs' record-breaking graduation from Victoria.


( Homesickness is a terrible thing. )

Pagan For Hire 4
by cozzybob

Pair: Pagan, General Kushrenada, Zechs, Treize

Warning: reference to death, some angst? Beware of the urber cute Treize, maybe.

Note: Fourth in the continuing Pagan For Hire series, written for Pagan month at gw_ozzies.

Summary: Pagan delivers the traumatized Milliard to the Kushrenada estate as promised in the wake of Sanq's destruction.

( If he wanted military precision, he would have joined the military. )

Pagan For Hire 3
by cozzybob

Disclaimer: Even though he's cuter than most of the bishies, Pagan is still not mine. *le sigh* (sorry I just had to say that)

Pair: Pagan, King Peacecraft, mini Zechs, mini Relena, Darlian...

Rated: R

Warning: angst, strong violence, brutality, murder, arson, detailed descriptions of gore, death, rape and other nasty things. Some bad words.

Note: For Pagan Month at gw_ozzies... the obvious sequel to Pagan For Hire 1 and 2, but it can be read as a stand alone if you don't mind certain references to Pagan being an ex-assassin. *grin* The idea of smoke blindness was taken from an old convo with the brilliant Admiral Chowder, who has some of the best grip of Zechs on the net. Please excuse whatever things I get wrong about burns and fire and said smoke blindness--my phobia for anything stronger than a cigarette lighter makes me a little dumb to such things. And please keep in mind of the warnings, especially the bit about the gore...

Summary: During the attack on the Sanq Kingdom, a dying King Peacecraft demands a last request of Pagan concerning his son.


( ...as if all of the pacifist's kindness had been severed away with his ring finger and right arm. )

To Live
by cozzybob

Pair: Duo, Zechs, mention of 1xR, 2+1, 13x6, 13+11, 13xLeia

Warning: The sequel of To Die. Angst, some mental breakdown, past-demons-ness, drunkenness, minor drug abuse, dealing with death, harsh language, some vivid images... and of course more Zechs with Wild Turkey (but he's got his shirt on this time, damnit).

Dedication: For Tresses and the 6x2ML on yahoo... the girls wanted a sequel, and their wish is my command. Also a special thanks to Anna and Michele for the idea about Une, and of course a special glomps to Kagi and Karina, of whom I've both missed terribly because I'm so bad about posting in the MLs (not to mention GWA). Oh, and this is also-also-also for Cinderzol again, because the first one was for her, and I love her so muchly. *squeeeeeze*

Note: This is the sequel of To Die, but I suppose you can read it just fine as a stand alone. It doesn't follow the exact same style as it's predecessor (To Die was in past tense, this is in present), but if you don't mind, I certainly don't.

Summary: Zechs is drunk again, and this time, Duo gets personal. The sequel of To Die.


( You're showing your crazy, Mr. Lightning, Sir. )

To Die
by cozzybob

Disclaimer: The two extremely hot men with the very long hair do not belong to me. The fact that they are currently chained to my bed means nothing.

Pairs: Zechs. Duo. Very subtle reference to 13+6.

Warning: Post-EW. Mentions of mental breakdown, discrimination, dirty cops, Christian blasphemy, vulgarity, some bad words, other stuff, and a topless Zechs drinking Wild Turkey. Surprisingly, there's not a whole lot of angst.

Note: This is dedicated to Cinderzol, who is in love with Duo and Zechs in the same room together. She's got the right idea. xD Also, I give a special thanks to Neil Gaimen and "Anasi Boys," who both randomly gave me the inspiration I needed, and helped me to write this whole entire thing in one day. That's a miracle for me. Thank you, Writer God.

Summary: Although not a Preventer, Duo finds his way into the Preventer fight room in Brussels, which is inhabited only by a half-drunken topless Zechs drinking Wild Turkey in all his lovely glory. They talk, as men will do, and they form an unusual kinship.


( They called it a break down, but I called it enlightenment. )

The Loneliest Number
by cozzybob

Pair: Zechs and Noin... not necessarily 6+9.

Warning: angst? sap? fluff? mostly gen with a light one-way het reference. post-EW, slight songfic.

Summary: On his 21st birthday, Zechs bluntly asks Noin why she came with him to Mars. The answer surprises him.

Note: For Princess, who inspired this out of the blue in a convo about how Zechs is actually a lot younger than we give him credit for.

( for all the years that Noin had known him, she had never heard him laugh before )

Oh Glorious Father
by cozzybob

Rated: PG-13

Pair: 13x6

Warning: pre-series, angst, yaoi, homosexual bigotry, rough family relations, language, death.

Note: For admiral_chowder's challenge--she drew a sketch here: http://www.deviantart.com/view/25998913/, and I wrote a story for it. It's also for the gw_ozzies christmas challenge, ie: this is me killing two birds with one beam cannon. ^^; It kind of differentiates from my usual style a bit, so if this is odd, you can blame lack of sleep and weird muses.

( I'm still a faggot, Father. And I'm still not in love with you. )

50 Sentences of 13x6 Goodness
by cozzybob

Pair: Zechs and Treize in various positions

Warning: angst, fluff, some gore, some limes, an actual one-sentence lemon, language, death... expect anything.

Note: For the 1sentence challenge on LJ, the idea is to write 50 sentences to a set of themes for a specific pairing. This is dedicated to A, who is a big 13x6 fan, an even bigger Zechs fan, and writes an incredibly beautiful version of Zechs if you can ever catch him in the act. Written for Xmas '05.

'08: This one that stands up to the tests of time. Some of these sentences are real gems, which is rare for me to admit. I've even thought of going back and making fics of some of them, because they're delicious. ^^


( I am the lightning and you are my bang. )