Mother Night - there's a hell of a lot of sand here...

Who fixes these godbox contraptions? This sure as hell is not the mountains.

I'd be 18 today, if I could still age. Still I think it calls for some kind of celebration.

Fallon.

Somebody needs to tell me what is going on. Right now.

So uh. I guess I need to do some more advertising. Fallon seems to think so anyways.

To all you love birds out there...The Coure di Tuscany in Las Vegas is having a special room package for Valentine lovers.

*3 days and 2 nights (Fri-Sun) in a luxury suite complete with jacuzzi tub and steam shower and flat screen LCD televisions in the living area, separate bedroom and bathroom.

*Saturday night candlelit dinner with a custom designed Valentine's Day menu by the head chef of
our casino restaurant, Desiderio Squisito.

*Room decor on Valentine's day during your dinner to include: red rose petals strewn across the bed and floor, vases of red roses on the tables, a hundred candles pre-lit, a bubble bath for two, and his and hers intimate products chosen by the guests before arrival.

*Complimentary Veuve-Clicquot champagne and Godiva chocolates in the room upon arrival.

The entire package is worth upwards of $1000, but we're offering it to the lovers on this board for just $699. We have a separate private entrance for our Godbox customers that can be accessed simply by typing in "Godbox Tuscany Entrance".

For the parents of small children, we have a nanny service and all the sofas in the living areas of our suite are sofa beds. So yeah. All reservations can be made at [reservation phone number].

OOC:Haha I'm an idiot and posted this in his journal at first.

Fallon. Suddenly I find myself giggling at the thought of you.

What do you say we call in to work today? I own the damn casino, I think I can take a day off if I want.

I can't believe I'm only 17 and I got married...

I am so confused.

What happened to Ohtori? Where is Himemiya? Where's Wakaba? Miki? Juri? Seitoukaichou? Everybody is speaking English so I am definitely not even in Japan anymore.

What happened?

So when are we going to do something about all this sexual tension?

I've seen some crazy shit in my day, but being instantly transported from night to day? That's a new one, even for me.

Everything looks the same, but it's not. Fallon? You alright, little one? Last I checked you were on your way to a boatload of trouble?