Wade Wilson (deadp00l) wrote in welcomethreads, @ 2014-07-04 07:58:00 |
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Entry tags: | anakin skywalker, wade wilson / deadpool (616) |
Who: Wade Wilson (Deadpool) and OPEN to random encounter
What: Deadpool celebrates the 4th of July
Where: The town park
When: July 4, before dusk
Rating: Probably R, because Deadpool is rude
Status: In Progress/OPEN
"I'M a Yankee Doodie Dandeeeeee! Heh... I said 'doodie'. A Yankee Doodie do or DIEEEEEE!"
In a loud, cracking voice, Wade sang as he merrily sculpted a small replica of the Statue of Liberty out of Semtex explosive putty. On his knees, the sculpture was strategically placed in the center of the park on the edge of fountain, with the empty, plastic Semtex wrapper nearby.
"A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam!" He paused to look at the 'camera'. "Sammy Hagar, that is!" Then continued, "Born on the FOURTH OF JULY!"
You really suck at sculpting.
"I know, I can't keep her arm up. I think it's the heat. What if instead I bend her arm down so that she's touching herself?"
Then SHE'D be in heat!
"EXACTAMUNDO! Now, for the finishing touches!"
Where the pointy spikes of Lady Liberty's headdress were supposed to be, Wade stuck several sparklers, pushing the wire deep into the head so that the pyrotechnics touched the putty. The wires came out on the other end of the statue's face, but that didn't bother Wade.
You really think the sparklers will be enough to set off the explosive?
"Uhhhh, maybe? Probably. Let's see. If not, I'll just rig something up with my cell phone. Now all I need is to set this baby on fire!" Wade stood up and patted himself down. "Aw, crap. I forgot my lighter." He looked around for somebody to pester. "Anybody got a lighter?" he called out. "A match? Bueller?"