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Tweak says, "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!"

clint barton sees better from a distance (tobeunmade) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2013-12-04 16:19:00

Entry tags:

anakin skywalker, bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), grant ward, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), katniss everdeen, lexi branson, loki laufeyson (616), luna lovegood, madge undersee, peeta mellark, phil coulson (mcu), roland deschain, tony stark / iron man

There's stuff. Around the apartment.

Like...a forest threw up or something.

And lots of little things.

Is this normal? Phil? Do you have a habit of decorating your apartments weird shit and you didn't tell me?

Anyway, since you added stuff to the apartment, I figured I could too.

I was on Tumblr, and yes...I know you banned me from Tumblr but whatever, and a lot of people kept comparing me to a grumpy cat. And then I went to get milk and...

I'm thinking of calling her Katniss, because puns, but I'm open to suggestions. ~~This is okay, right?~~

I got milk too.

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	tobeunmade 2013-12-05 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Can I get the stuff for the tree? You know..for practice? I guess I can forgive her. She's pretty cute. In an angry sort of way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentsupernanny 2013-12-05 06:55 am UTC (link)
	What are you practicing for? Are you going pro? Should I look into a Christmas decorations practice range? You can get whatever you want. Technically you're paying for it, you realize? Which reminds me, I have a job. Like Natasha? Hopefully less lethal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

tobeunmade
2013-12-07 09:50 pm UTC (link)

No. I just...want to do it right. You know?

Thank you. Wait? A job? Awesome! Where? This totally calls for celebratory chinese food.

( Phil )

And a celebratory blow job.

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	agentsupernanny 2013-12-08 03:50 am UTC (link)
	It's not about right, it's just meant to be fun, so there isn't a right and a wrong unless you're Martha Stewart. Which I'm fairly sure you're not, but I can check again. With the high school administration. [Clint] I never turn down Chinese. Or the other. Stop encouraging Stark, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

tobeunmade
2013-12-09 06:45 am UTC (link)

Definitely not, though I encourage frequent and thorough checks into the state of my masculinity.

Aww, you found a job worse than dealing with baby agents.

( Phil )

Good. I'd have to check you for head trauma if you did.

But sir, he's fun. We're going to be best friends. I can tell.

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	agentsupernanny 2013-12-11 04:33 am UTC (link)
	It's a rough job, but someone has to do it. It's really not so different. There may actually be less paperwork. [Clint] I'm not taking you for playdates with him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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