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Tony Stark (Iron Man). (iamironman) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2013-07-13 21:29:00

Entry tags:

arthur, cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), danny mahealani, emma swan, hale santiago, jack harkness, katherine pierce, peggy carter, regina mills / the evil queen, stephanie brown / batgirl, steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man

I just woke up in the armor in the middle of Bumfuck, Maine.

Good God. What the hell did I drink?

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	iamironman 2013-07-14 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'd love to, but I think I've got a lunatic chasing after me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2013-07-14 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Stark, this is no time for being chased by lunatics. This is a time for alcohol. All of it. Did you know SHIELD lies? A lot? Like a lot a lot? Like they tell you your handler is dead. And then it turns out he's just a lying liar who lies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	My god, you're saying that your top secret government agency that specializes in espionage and misinformation happens to be full of shit about 99% of the time? Let me get the bat phone, because the Dark Knight needs to hear about this. ...wait, your handler? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2013-07-14 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	My handler, who also happens to be one of my two best friends, who happens to also be a bastard who let me think I killed him. I think you know him as Agent? I expect SHIELD to lie. I don't expect him to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck. Okay, fuck the Mandarin, fuck SHIELD, fuck Maine, fuck everyone, fuck this. Drinks are on you. Not like I haven't piloted the suit three sheets to the wind before, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2013-07-14 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	The Mandarin? Is he like...actually Chinese? Or is it just a terrible name? Actually, it's a terrible name either way, possibly worse if he's Asian. Or she. Right. Drinks. This won't end badly at all. Meet me at the Rabbit Hole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlwonderteen 2013-07-14 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe he or she is an orange. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2013-07-14 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	You're funny. You can stay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlwonderteen 2013-07-14 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. He looks kind of like Ben Kingsley, dresses like a Kanye West impersonating a Chinese emperor, throws around Arabic symbols, and talks like a Southern Baptist preacher. I have no idea who he is or where he's from. But he tried to kill Happy, and he can go fuck himself. I'll be there. God, this place is weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2013-07-14 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	You get the weirdest enemies, Stark. Is Happy okay? This place is really weird. You're arguing with Batgirl and Wonder Girl about Batman down there, btw. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	He's in a coma. But I told them to play Downton Abbey for him. So, you know. He could be worse. ...bull shit. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	girlwonderteen 2013-07-14 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	~~HOW DO YOU KN~~ No he's not. There's someone named Happy? Does he have six little brothers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	girlwonderteen 2013-07-14 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	You know Batman? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Who doesn't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlwonderteen 2013-07-14 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Are you from our world, too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	No, but I do love hanging out with crazy Welshmen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlwonderteen 2013-07-14 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Welshmen? ~~Batman isn't Welsh~~ Who's Welsh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Movie Batman. Christian Bale. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	thegirlwonder 2013-07-14 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	How do you know Batman? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Bale and I go way back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thegirlwonder 2013-07-14 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Who? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Movie Batman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thegirlwonder 2013-07-14 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	Movie? Oh my god...they made a movie about...wait, about Bruce? Or Dick? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	Bruce. I mean, I'm sure they've made movies about everyone at this point. But the only good ones are about Bruce. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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