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Tony Stark (Iron Man). (iamironman) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2013-07-13 21:29:00

Entry tags:

arthur, cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), danny mahealani, emma swan, hale santiago, jack harkness, katherine pierce, peggy carter, regina mills / the evil queen, stephanie brown / batgirl, steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man

I just woke up in the armor in the middle of Bumfuck, Maine.

Good God. What the hell did I drink?

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	iamironman 2013-07-14 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck. Okay, fuck the Mandarin, fuck SHIELD, fuck Maine, fuck everyone, fuck this. Drinks are on you. Not like I haven't piloted the suit three sheets to the wind before, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2013-07-14 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	The Mandarin? Is he like...actually Chinese? Or is it just a terrible name? Actually, it's a terrible name either way, possibly worse if he's Asian. Or she. Right. Drinks. This won't end badly at all. Meet me at the Rabbit Hole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlwonderteen 2013-07-14 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe he or she is an orange. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2013-07-14 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	You're funny. You can stay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlwonderteen 2013-07-14 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. He looks kind of like Ben Kingsley, dresses like a Kanye West impersonating a Chinese emperor, throws around Arabic symbols, and talks like a Southern Baptist preacher. I have no idea who he is or where he's from. But he tried to kill Happy, and he can go fuck himself. I'll be there. God, this place is weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2013-07-14 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	You get the weirdest enemies, Stark. Is Happy okay? This place is really weird. You're arguing with Batgirl and Wonder Girl about Batman down there, btw. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	He's in a coma. But I told them to play Downton Abbey for him. So, you know. He could be worse. ...bull shit. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	girlwonderteen 2013-07-14 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	~~HOW DO YOU KN~~ No he's not. There's someone named Happy? Does he have six little brothers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamironman 2013-07-14 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	...no, he's my body guard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlwonderteen 2013-07-14 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	~~Oops~~ I hope he gets better. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fixedintime 2013-07-15 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Wonder Girl, huh? I knew there was some mystery there. Or is it Batgirl? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlwonderteen 2013-07-15 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Neither. Those are people from home. He's just got us mixed up with them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixedintime 2013-07-15 03:34 am UTC (link)
	I don't know about that, it seems like this place likes to bring big names out to play mostly. But if you say so, I'll go ahead and believe you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girlwonderteen 2013-07-15 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I do. ~~And even if I didn't I wouldn't admit it in publ~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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