welcome to storybrooke ❧ communications

( texts to regina mills )

✉ I have a proposition for you.

( texts to phil coulson )

✉ So...about that thing we talked about.

( texts to juno macguff )

✉ I think I figured something out for you.

( texts to nick fury )

✉ I think I actually qualify as an adult now.

( texts to grant ward )

✉ Don't start picking out baby stuff just yet.

[Nick Fury]
✉ I'm coming over.
✉ I'm bringing bottles.
✉ Several bottles.
✉ I might buy the liquor store.
✉ I'm probably bringing May.
✉ Who will have more bottles.

[Melinda May]
✉ Come get drunk with me on Fury's doorstep.
✉ And listen to me panic.
✉ I'll let you make fun for it later.

✉ Fitz contacted me yesterday.
✉ As per his request, Ward is no longer required not to talk to him.
✉ I will leave it up to the two of you whether to tell him the rule no longer applies.
✉ But I am rather surprised to find out that Ward had apparently broken the rule several times, and nobody informed me.
✉ I hope neither of you were aware of it either.

[ extra Text Messages to Clint Barton sent before the party ]

✉ Have you figured out what to do about a cake yet?
✉ I've got the pasta salad chilling.
✉ And I picked up a bottle of his favorite liquor while I was out this afternoon.
✉ Need me to grab anything else before tonight?

( texts to archie hopper )

✉ How would I go about setting up regular therapy sessions?

( texts to sam wilson )

✉ Hey. So...I heard from Nat that you're a counselor.
✉ And I guess it's pretty obvious I have some issues.
✉ I don't want you to be my therapist or anything.
✉ I'm talking to a cricket about that.
✉ I was just wondering if maybe we could meet up and talk sometime.

( texts to grant ward )

✉ Thanks for building a blanket fort to help me hide from my emotions.
✉ I set up an appointment with a therapist here.
✉ I think maybe you should too.
✉ There's only so much I can do to help you out.

( identical texts to phil coulson and natasha romanoff )

✉ I'm setting up therapy sessions.
✉ Like an adult.
✉ You should be proud.
✉ Is adulthood rewarded with baked goods?

[ clint barton ]
✉ I'll be there to collect Ward at 5 AM.
✉ Make sure he's ready.
✉ But don't wake him too early.
✉ Groggy, confused, and off-kilter is best.

[ phil coulson ]
✉ We go tomorrow.
✉ I've already got a location set up.
✉ I told Clint to have him ready at 5 AM.
✉ I'll be there at 4:30.

[ grant ward ]
✉ I hope you're ready.
✉ Because there's no third chances.

( nick fury: )

✉ If you decide he needs to die, I want to be the one to do it.
✉ I'm the one who took responsibility for him. If this fails, that's on me.
✉ And I promised him I'd be the one. I owe him that much.

( grant ward: )

✉ Coming up on decision time.
✉ For what it's worth, I think you've changed.
✉ I still think you could probably stand to blame circumstances and other people less
✉ Because that's the only way you can really move forward and accept the things you've done.
✉ But I think you're a good person.

( phil coulson: )

✉ What if this didn't work?
✉ What if I've failed him?

✉ Ward's got a week left.
✉ So, how are we going to do this?
✉ Kidnap and interrogate?
✉ I can probably get my hands on a lie detector, get one of the people here to make sure it can't be fooled.
✉ I'm going to let you make the final call, but I want to be in on evaluating the progress.

>> I'm frowning disapprovingly at you.
>> I know you can't see it but it's there
>> And I know you know what it looks like.

✉ Sir.
✉ I know I'm probably the last person you want to talk to at the moment.
✉ But I just realized that I've already talked to everyone else about this.
✉ About what I did.
✉ I just thought you should get the same chance.

( Text Message to Nick Fury )

✉ So...remember how you gave me a month?

( Text Message to Phil Coulson )

✉ So...how much trouble will I be in if I say we're getting a houseguest for the forseeable future?

✉ I'm sorry.
✉ And I love you.
✉ Which can't be anything but the truth since I'm saying it now.
✉ We'll talk when this is over.
✉ I

( Birthday Gifts for Clint Barton )

((Consolidating into one post for the sake of not spamming, so all character V-Day stuff. Except the ones I probably forgot. Pretended I posted this yesterday, like I thought I did.))

( From Danny, for Lydia Martin )

( From Danny, for Jane Shepherd )

( From Danny, for Stiles )

( From Phil, to Clint & Tasha )

( From Phil, to Clint )

( From Isaac, to Allison )

( From Fenris, to Neria )

( texts to phil )

✉ Do you want to know?
✉ Because if you do, I'll tell you.
✉ What I can, anyway. I don't know everything.
✉ I can't lie to you. Not if you want to know the truth.
✉ But I don't want you to

edit: ( text to tasha )

✉ Keep an eye on Phil, okay?

✉ I told them to stand down.
✉ And I'm not going to ask.
✉ Not here, and not now.

( LEFT ON SIMMONS'S TABLE )

( DELIVERED TO MAY )

( DELIVERED TO SKYE )

( DELIVERED TO COULSON AND WARD )

Text message to Coulson

-- So
-- You and Hot Guy, huh?
-- Next time, warn me before I hit on your boyfriend.

( texts to nat )

✉ So, Phil thinks we should move in together instead of continuing to be super awkward about where to sleep together.
✉ He also made it pretty clear he's not ashamed of me or our relationship. Which is good.
✉ You cool with me leaving the apartment?
✉ Alex can move in. You guys can stick vodka and guns everywhere. Make it homey.

( texts to alex )

✉ Want to move into my room?
✉ Because I will be living elsewhere, not for reasons pertaining to boning.
✉ Figured it could be good to have all my awesome Russian ladies in one place.

( texts to phil )

✉ So, Operation Move In is go.
✉ Yes I gave it a title. Shut up.
✉ You sure you're cool with this?

✉ You hurt him and I'll hurt you.
✉ And I know how to kill a man with my pinky.

✉ So, I hear you finally realized that Clint has been pining after you for years.
✉ I was starting to wonder whether I was going to have to draw you pictures before you'd get it.
✉ For as observant as you are in the field, Phil, take you out of it, and you're painfully hopeless.
✉ Also, I'm not going to push you off the roof.
✉ That would be counterproductive.
✉ And we don't exactly have an expert medical team here to make sure you don't die on us again.
✉ Best to not risk it.
✉ Got it?

( Texts to Natasha Romanoff )

✉ So I had feelings at Phil.
✉ And then I had sex with Phil.
✉ A lot. Really a lot.
✉ Guy's got moves.
✉ And then I feelingsed some more.
✉ And I maybe suggested he move in.
✉ Spoiler: He's not moving in.
✉ But I'm kind of dating him? Kind of, in this case, meaning I am.
✉ Help.
✉ Also, I think we deserve a cake.

( Texts to Nick Fury )

✉ I've stolen your roommate.
✉ I'm not giving him back.
✉ Sorry not sorry.
✉ I promise not to seduce him at your place.
✉ While you're there.
✉ Probably.
✉ Jesus Christ, tell him you're cool with this because he's forgotten you and I are friends and is having an aneurysm.
✉ Don't worry. It's a small one.
✉ He'll be fine.

( Texts to Phil Coulson )

✉ I told Nick.
✉ Now you can stop imagining worst case scenarios where he tosses you out an airlock that doesn't exist here.
✉ Seriously, you're not allowed to watch Battlestar Galactica any more. It gives you ideas.
✉ So...wanna go on a date and then fool around?
✉ That's what people do, right?
✉ I'm honestly asking. I don't have a fucking clue what people do when they're dating.
✉ We're dating, right?

( Text message to Phil Coulson )

✉ Something's wrong. I know something's wrong
✉ Are you sure you're really you?
✉ Tell me about Tahiti.

[ text message to pepper potts ]

✉ It appears in all the chaos of arriving, I forgot to message you.
✉ With news that I'm not dead. (Tony doesn't know yet, I hope to keep it that way.)
✉ And am very much alive, we should go get some coffee.
✉ I'm in need of your perspective on something.

( text message to philbert justice coulson )

✉ So, I got dinner from that Greek place.
✉ But I wasn't thinking and ordered for Tasha too.
✉ So basically I have a bunch of extra food.
✉ Want to help me with it?
✉ The Cardinals are playing the Reds, so we can catch the game.
✉ If you're not busy.

( text to clint barton )

( Text Messages to Phil Coulson ):

✉ You're still a bag of dicks.
✉ But be careful, okay?
✉ Loki's here and he says he's from before all that, but I don't trust him.
✉ So don't do anything to get yourself to get yourself actually dead.

( Text Messages to Natasha Romanoff ):

✉ Loki's here.
✉ If anything happens, I want you to promise me something.
✉ You shoot me before I can do anything to hurt anyone.
✉ Promise me, Nat.

( Text Messages to Steve Rogers ):

✉ Loki's here.
✉ And it looks like Stark is gone.
✉ Talk about the worst trade ever.