[Text to Billy Kaplan]
✉ So. Valentine's Day. There's a single's thing someone's throwing, and then there's the not single option where we don't go to that because we're not single.
✉ Which one should I assume, you think?
✉ I probably could have phrased that better.
✉ Let me try again.
✉ Do you want to go out for a sappy manufactured holiday with me, or are you already going to a singles' party?
✉ Not much better.
✉ I probably shouldn't have done that in text.
✉ Which one should I assume, you think?
✉ I probably could have phrased that better.
✉ Let me try again.
✉ Do you want to go out for a sappy manufactured holiday with me, or are you already going to a singles' party?
✉ Not much better.
✉ I probably shouldn't have done that in text.