welcome to storybrooke ❧ communications

( text message to danny mahealani )

✉ So, there's this ball coming up.
✉ You might have heard about it.
✉ And I was wondering if you might like to go.
✉ With me, that is.
✉ I just thought it could be fun.
✉ But you don't have to say yes if you don't want to.
✉ I mean, obviously you don't.

( text message to kate bishop, america chavez and cassie lang )

✉ I fail at everything.
✉ Mostly life.
✉ But also everything.
✉ This was never hard with Teddy.
✉ But I also possibly created Teddy to love me and/or made him love me.
✉ Everything sucks.

I guess Loki doesn't get any less sketchy when he's not a tween. Mind if I kill him? I'm pretty sure I could figure out some way to kill a god. Even if it will only be temporary. This place has magic. I could learn.

( Text Messages to Kate Bishop: )

✉ It's my birthday.
✉ Also, I'm marrying Teddy.
✉ Want to be my best-person?
✉ Crap. We're going to need another witness.