welcome to storybrooke ❧ communications

( mass text to natasha romanoff, grant ward, melinda may, bucky barnes, allison argent )

✉ Help.

( texts to canton everett delaware III )

✉ Sorry about kissing you under the mistletoe.
✉ And then kissing you again not under the mistletoe.
✉ A lot.
✉ And then running away like a dysfunctional asshole Cinderella and not even leaving you a shoe.
✉ Not that you need a shoe to find me.
✉ Mostly sorry about that last part.
✉ I'm just going through some stuff right now.
✉ No, that's an asshole excuse.
✉ I'm terrible. Just...generally. Sorry.

( texts to phil )

✉ Do you want to know?
✉ Because if you do, I'll tell you.
✉ What I can, anyway. I don't know everything.
✉ I can't lie to you. Not if you want to know the truth.
✉ But I don't want you to

edit: ( text to tasha )

✉ Keep an eye on Phil, okay?

>> You okay?

>> There is a post on the network.
>> Try not to get involved with it yet.
>> One of your stepchildren is prodding Fury about Phil.
>> And I'm curious to where she's going with it.

✉ We're having a Thanksgiving Day poker game.
✉ You're welcome to come if you want.
✉ I know you have a daughter so I'm not really expecting you to show.
✉ Just extending the invitation if you decide you do.
✉ Lot of alcohol.
✉ And people who cheat at cards.
✉ But it should be entertaining.

( texts to nat )

✉ So, Phil thinks we should move in together instead of continuing to be super awkward about where to sleep together.
✉ He also made it pretty clear he's not ashamed of me or our relationship. Which is good.
✉ You cool with me leaving the apartment?
✉ Alex can move in. You guys can stick vodka and guns everywhere. Make it homey.

( texts to alex )

✉ Want to move into my room?
✉ Because I will be living elsewhere, not for reasons pertaining to boning.
✉ Figured it could be good to have all my awesome Russian ladies in one place.

( texts to phil )

✉ So, Operation Move In is go.
✉ Yes I gave it a title. Shut up.
✉ You sure you're cool with this?

>> Hello.
>> I'm Natasha.
>> Apparently your date.

✉ You hurt him and I'll hurt you.
✉ And I know how to kill a man with my pinky.

( Texts to Natasha Romanoff )

✉ So I had feelings at Phil.
✉ And then I had sex with Phil.
✉ A lot. Really a lot.
✉ Guy's got moves.
✉ And then I feelingsed some more.
✉ And I maybe suggested he move in.
✉ Spoiler: He's not moving in.
✉ But I'm kind of dating him? Kind of, in this case, meaning I am.
✉ Help.
✉ Also, I think we deserve a cake.

( Texts to Nick Fury )

✉ I've stolen your roommate.
✉ I'm not giving him back.
✉ Sorry not sorry.
✉ I promise not to seduce him at your place.
✉ While you're there.
✉ Probably.
✉ Jesus Christ, tell him you're cool with this because he's forgotten you and I are friends and is having an aneurysm.
✉ Don't worry. It's a small one.
✉ He'll be fine.

( Texts to Phil Coulson )

✉ I told Nick.
✉ Now you can stop imagining worst case scenarios where he tosses you out an airlock that doesn't exist here.
✉ Seriously, you're not allowed to watch Battlestar Galactica any more. It gives you ideas.
✉ So...wanna go on a date and then fool around?
✉ That's what people do, right?
✉ I'm honestly asking. I don't have a fucking clue what people do when they're dating.
✉ We're dating, right?

( Text Messages to Phil Coulson ):

✉ You're still a bag of dicks.
✉ But be careful, okay?
✉ Loki's here and he says he's from before all that, but I don't trust him.
✉ So don't do anything to get yourself to get yourself actually dead.

( Text Messages to Natasha Romanoff ):

✉ Loki's here.
✉ If anything happens, I want you to promise me something.
✉ You shoot me before I can do anything to hurt anyone.
✉ Promise me, Nat.

( Text Messages to Steve Rogers ):

✉ Loki's here.
✉ And it looks like Stark is gone.
✉ Talk about the worst trade ever.