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Texts to not_your_tardis

☒ So... ah.
☒ Can we talk?
☒ Soon?
☒ ...Please?

[Texts to Eames]

✉ Eames. EAMES. Eames.
✉ I have boy parts again.
✉ I can wear my own clothes again and I don't have boobs.
✉ I kind of miss the boobs.
✉ You need to come home from work. Now.
✉ I need you to do unmentionable things to me.

[Texts to Jack Harkness]

✉ I kind of miss having my own breasts.
✉ But not as much as I missed having boy parts.

✉ It has been far too long since we've had pie.
✉ We must remedy this.
✉ Meet me at Granny's?
✉ I suggest we keep our pants on.

» You and me.
» The Rabbit Hole.
» Yes or yes?
» Though I must warn you, we must be on our best behavior.

Text to everyone in Starfleet

Meet up! Tower three room 402. Someone bring alcohol and games?
Anything else you want too!
Feel free to bring people along too.

Text to Jane Foster & Jack Harkness

Hello!
I'm having a meet up in my room (tower three room 402).
You guys are welcome to come. Alcohol, games, anything really.
You're welcome to bring people too.

( Texts to Jack Harkness )

( Text message to Jack Harkness )

>> ...I swear I'm not a lightweight.

[Texts to Hawke]

>> Would you like to go to the Rabbit Hole with me tonight?
>> My boyfriend Eames is working tonight.
>> Only if you want to, of course.

[Texts to Captain Jack]

>> I am bored.
>> Eames is at work.
>> What do you say we go harass him?