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Texts to Nick Fury
✉ You're playing laser tag with us.
✉ I may even know what team I want you on.
✉ Team Stark.
✉ Yes. You get both.

(Following texts sent after discussion with Fury)

Texts to Grant Ward
✉ So I did it.
✉ I even assigned him a team.
✉ Still in charge.

Texts to Tony Stark
✉ So. laser tag. You're in because you replied to the post.
✉ Team assignment: You. Fury. Stark classic. Rogers.
✉ Play nice.

Texts to Howard Stark
✉ You're playing laser tag with us.
✉ Team assignment: You. Fury. New Stark. Rogers.

Texts to Steve Rogers
✉ Remember when you asked who handed out team assignments?
✉ That would be me.
✉ Team assignment. You. Stark classic. Fury. New Stark.
✉ I'll make sure Barnes gets a good team.

Texts to Grant Ward

✉ This might be a stupid question.
✉ I'm not even sure you'll want to talk.
✉ How are you?

Texts to Jemma Simmons

✉ Are you okay?
✉ Please tell me you didn't watch it.

Text to Skye

✉ How are you holding up?

( mass text to natasha romanoff, grant ward, melinda may, bucky barnes, allison argent )

✉ Help.

( texts to canton everett delaware III )

✉ Sorry about kissing you under the mistletoe.
✉ And then kissing you again not under the mistletoe.
✉ A lot.
✉ And then running away like a dysfunctional asshole Cinderella and not even leaving you a shoe.
✉ Not that you need a shoe to find me.
✉ Mostly sorry about that last part.
✉ I'm just going through some stuff right now.
✉ No, that's an asshole excuse.
✉ I'm terrible. Just...generally. Sorry.

[Nick Fury]
✉ I'm coming over.
✉ I'm bringing bottles.
✉ Several bottles.
✉ I might buy the liquor store.
✉ I'm probably bringing May.
✉ Who will have more bottles.

[Melinda May]
✉ Come get drunk with me on Fury's doorstep.
✉ And listen to me panic.
✉ I'll let you make fun for it later.

✉ Hey. So. Can I come over?
✉ I kinda have some stuff I want to talk about.
✉ And text is probably not the appropriate medium.

>> I'm frowning disapprovingly at you.
>> I know you can't see it but it's there
>> And I know you know what it looks like.

✉ I drowned them.