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I guess Loki doesn't get any less sketchy when he's not a tween. Mind if I kill him? I'm pretty sure I could figure out some way to kill a god. Even if it will only be temporary. This place has magic. I could learn.

Didn't we already have the talk about vetting partners before you sleep with them?

Even with all that time in the field, Barton, it's going to be your taste in women that gets you killed.

[Text to Birdbrain (MCU)]

You know... I think you just took the title of worst decision maker ever from me.

And that's saying something.

Also, I'd type out even more AHAHHAs than I sent to Logan, but I think my thumbs would get tired.