War Is Coming Communications.

How does a road trip sound?

Or, any trip really.

Does anyone want to go hunting?

For like some kind of animal.

Just not rabbit. But predatory instincts are being annoying right now and I'd like to use instead of stifle them.

It was my birthday last week.  And with everything going on, I sort of forgot.

But, I could really do with a distraction this weekend.  So, I was thinking about going out to dinner tomorrow night, if people would like to join me?

So.

My birthday is in less than a month and I'd kind of really like to not be around Lawrence when it does finally get here because...well...dead last year and lots of bad stuff happened and memories I'd rather not associate with it--I'd like a nice birthday this year, one where I'm not collateral damage.

Think we can maybe be out of town for it?


[Elena]

You okay? Because I feel like our text convo equals you so not being okay.

[Ward]

How goes the whole friend-making thing so that Skye sees you can have friends? Or is that pointless because of the whole group betrayal thing and she'd probably just be waiting for you to like...betray them?

Yeah. You have a really complicated case. But still. All work, no play=so not good.

I see you rethought your really stupid, drunk decision.

[Elena]
So, he decided to stop being an idiot?

I tried I honestly tried to be nice to that raging bitch vampire. I gave her a chance to prove she had some kind of humanity and she blew it

And she'll play it like I used what happened Sam to attack her. Not that maybe after 5 years I'm not about to walk into a situation where someone might die that's just doing what they think is right.

Seriously, am I wrong? Am I the one that's wrong here.

[Loki]

I need you to change someones memories. So they don't remember seeing Sam on a hunt.

I don't want to ask you, you've been through a lot, The ones I could think of capable are you, Solo and Gabriel. And out of that list you're the only one I trust. The vampires sure, but Hunters have mentioned vervain in the past and I don't want to kill this guy if it goes sour. He's just a Hunter. Like my family, like Jo or Bobby.

He's just doing what he thinks is right.

Can I talk to you about something?

>> I was thinking about trying to talk to Rebekah again.
>> What do you think?

>> I'm on my way home
>> We need to talk.

[Texts to Stefan]

>> You're a pain in my ass
>> Just want you to know that, brother

[Texts to Lexi]

>> I still hate you, you know.

I really don't understand people.

[Grantaire]
Hi.

Urgh. Men.

You have everything you ever wanted, you idiot
Why are you
The seal sucks, getting blown up sucks dick
I'm doing it again
I don't deserve her
I've done too many horrible things
She deserves better
Because however long I manage to stay good
I don't change, I can't

[OOC: Blank post is blank.  Drunk vampire did not mean to post it]

[Filtered to Elena]

Why do you ever forgive me
I'm bad for you, Elena
I know this is just rehashing
I love you, which is why I have to
Why is this always
I need to do the right thing, by you

I love you.

Okay, my Internet-fu tells me I'm in Lawrence, Kansas, magically transported by some biblical seal and I'm in a town where I'm a fictional character.

Well, it certainly explains the Mary Sue

Not cool, universe, not cool. Not only do I have things to do, but my week was kind of shitty enough as it was.

Right. Drinking at the Bed of Roses aside, what's a bloke to do for fun around here?

>> So, I'm going to meet up with Katherine for this "How I Befriended Your Previous Self" story.
>> If I'm not back in a couple of hours, send out search parties with stakes.
>> Love you

Right.  Just wanted to check.

I am back on Earth right?

I mean it looks like Earth.  But, it's really different.  But, I suppose it has been a really long time since I was last here.

Oh, also very important.  How did we get here.  And where's my ship?

Hello Terrans.

It seems my friend and I have been sent here by mistake. I don't seem to fit here. Already a small child widened her eyes upon seeing me this morning. I do not think your people are generally green.

Anyway. My name is Gamora and if any of you know why we were brought here I would be grateful for the help.

Incidently I wish to meet the great hero of your people Kevin Bacon. Perhaps he can help us leave here? Do you imagine he would listen to our proposals

>> Bonnie?
>> I thought I heard
>> Are you okay?

No, no, no, no no.  And did I mention No!!!!

Seriously, I had enough of this at home.  And Silas and crazy pants were really annoying!!

Why is there never just one of someone?