[Svetlana]
Would you mind meeting me for tea when you are free? I need to talk to someone.
I was wary of the Astrolabe to begin with, now I'm petrified about it
I pray a day never comes where I have to use it here
[Clint]
That English longbow you made for me, do you still have it at the Warehouse?
I'm bored.
I've been bored.
I may continue to be bored if I don't find something that is less boring than the boring and tedious process that is avoiding running my place of business.
It's a new year. The world hasn't ended yet. I say we ease my boredom woes with what is typically referred to as a "party", but realistically will be expanding above and beyond anything that word could possibly do justice.
If you like food, strippers, fireworks, hot tubs, alcohol, live music, alcohol, and more alcohol, then you are invited to [address] tomorrow night.
If you don't like food, strippers, fireworks, hot tubs, alcohol, live music, alcohol, and more alcohol, then you probably have some serious personal problems and should focus on seeking out some sort of professional therapy.
But only after you come to [address] tomorrow night.
Ah, and before I forget: for all of you people who like commenting with "b-but the apocalypse is now, we can't afford to waste our precious time consuming your expensive alcohol and having the time of our lives, Tony Stark!" arguments, I just want you to know in advance that I am fully prepared to reply to your comments with movie quotes that will in no way have anything to do with what you're whining about.
Disrespectful? Maybe. I like to see it as the exact opposite, as I do believe it is me giving you the time of day.
Don't say I never did anything nice.