War Is Coming Communications.

(ooc: I'm lazy, you all know who you are)

When I know things am I meant to tell people even if it makes them sad?

[Texts to Spike]
» Hey, you aren't worried about Sherlock's experiments, are you?
» Because holy shit like suddenly everyone's freaking out and I don't get it, really.
» Before they were offering him samples for his stuff.

» Spike? You there, man?

» I'm coming over. Just to check you're not like gone or whatever.


[No Evil]
I don't suppose anyone's seen Spike around anywhere? Cause I think he might be gone.

[Freddie]

Have you asked Florence to the ball yet?

[Florence]

Can I come too?

[Khan]

Will you dance with me at the ball Khan?

(ooc: improved typing skills means improved filters, yay less people get broken brains!)

How is it possible to love 3/4 of a family and want to put a stake through the fourth? Can I? It wouldn't kill him and I'd feel better for it.

Someone entertain me so I don't go doing things likely to get me killed.

I find I'm quite bored.



There must be something better to do than torment one's former captors. Though I applaud the internet for existing.

So... Who wants to go to dinner with me?

I wished to say things better and feel things better.

I think it worked my words look like everyone's now.

florence and jon and kahn and freddie what should i wish for

klaus yu have to try the stawberry ice cream k?

that wasnt a dreem i liked being big

Here's something I never, ever thought I'd be asking you.

Would you want to babysit little John today? I feel like Freddie deserves a day away, given all he's put up with around here.

He doesn't take much effort. I'll leave you guys money to order a pizza or something and he's got some new books to read. And little you will likely hold it over big him forever.

Of course, if you have other plans, it's fine, honestly! Just let me know, okay?

You're coming to a tea party. Just so you know.

I'm not quite sure how to respond to the children. Mitchell is dealing with Lydia remarkably maturely...for him. And mostly I've been colour coordinating paperclips.

I was going to try dominoes but they would knock them down and that would be unhelpful.

I have determined that there are fractures in the tiles on the bathroom wall. 4 of them. Easily fixed with plaster.
Also I orginised the spices first by name and then by sell by date within the alphabetized brackets.

And then I tried to put bird seed outside.

I generally should not engage with small avians.

[OOC: I left my nicotine replacement whatsit at home and am going twitchy. Hence Hal :p]

If this all happened for you overnight does it mean the things I remember happening didn't really? I dreamed I was four. I think that means I'll go back. But I don't want to.

Backwards. Everything was backwards.

Where did all the little kids come from?

I want an answer to this question. And I want an honest answer.

Keeping in mind that I've fought your battles, killed your monsters, and have generally helped where I can, possession and demon-fueled switch-flipping aside... Why, exactly, do people react the way they do to me and mine when the other lot of you get nothing but sympathy or pity and the like. Why do the Mikaelsons get crucified for the same words and actions others get praise for? We react badly or irrationally to things that are painful, we get yelled at for it, you lot react badly or irrationally and you're pandered to.

I am trying to truly understand this. I want to know why it always ends up this way. Because inevitably it does, every bloody time, no matter how many times we try to start over. I'm going to attempt to not argue. But, well, I think you all know me well enough by now to know how hard that actually might prove to be.
[Crowley]
I'm considering shipping off to some remote island, somewhere only you and my siblings know about.

Apparently your darling best friend is quite intent on humbling us, went on to Caroline about how she's going to plot something particularly creative and everything. Very classy.

[Bekah]
I know what you were doing. Trying to focus her attention on you. Noble as it is...don't. You've been through enough already, sister...

[ooc: Caroline, you're counted under the no Mikaelsons portion of the filter!]

my doggy got killeded to

Has anyone seen Becker?

He should have been back by now.

Before now.

If Winchester...

can we have ice cream with bubbles again and play chees

((ooc: idek she won't stop lately))

i want to get a job to like john and help people