War Is Coming Communications.

So, let me get this straight.

I'm in Kansas. Because of...magic? And I'm dressed like a ninja for some reason.

Tony, what the hell did you do?

Sorry, brother. Had to be done.

In other news, I make an incredibly sexy pirate. Argh! Me hearties.

Anyone else wake up to find themselves with paintball guns and dressed like a pirate. Or a Ninja apparently, in my brothers case? Or is it just our house?

[Filtered to Elena]

Want to come shiver me timbers?

Greetings, Midgardians.

My apologies for not making this post sooner. But, I supposed that the Lady Sif's would suffice.

However, it occurred to me, that I should actually apologise for the storm that occurred on my arrival. I was not happy to be dragged here away from Jane where I was.

However, with the formalities out of the way. Would anyone be able to inform me, as to why I have woken up wearing such strange attire? And, what this contraption that has appeared ois supposed to do?

Well that was a rude awakening Natasha. It's on now.

There needs to be paintball arrows.

[Thea]
Pirate or Ninja?

This just had to be done the night of the full, didn't it Seal?

Yarr me hearties! Avast and heave ho to get the ninjas and drink all the grog!

...or something.

Today is the day I need that tattoo I want Sage.

My little brother has fallen to the ninja side.

( Cut for size )

So Torunn. Ninja or pirate?

So I'm guessing this is some kind of Seal bullshit - putting everyone in costumes, giving us paintball guns - and we all know the Seal's a douchebag but just in case there was any doubt...

I'm making All of these today.

[Filtered to Jemma]

Arr you being well, or 'av you been cursed with the garb of a Ninjar? If you be a wanting some protection at your place or dat der med center let me know and I'll come and 'elp. Or would you prefer to join me a pillaging and hunting some evil Ninjars?

Capn Jack

[Filtered to Molly]

Arr you being well, or 'av you been cursed with the garb of a Ninjar? If you be needing help you know you can call ol Cap'n Jack

So...currently Emily is chasing Sam around the garden. Its been 20 minutes. She's toddling along after him shouting 'bang bang'with a teeny little pea shooter splatter gun and gigging like crazy.

I basically woke up to this today

( Emily the Pirate Queen )

[Filtered to Ninja's]

I have a question. Cause I am the ultimate in ninja and can do the whole possession thing, even though I don't cause, y'know, mental trauma and evil and whatnot...

Could I?

Just till we get them all. I could possess a pirate for like five seconds a time, make them paintball their friends or themselves and get out! It could be a thing!

Yes. No. Ruby you are an evil genius. All hail you?

So why is the rum always gone?

'Cause I've got it.

Yo ho!

So I've got some good news. I've recently come into possession of a set of Master Keys.

Good news is Grave House is under Ninja control. Completely and utterly, a bastion of light in the darkness, a pillar of honour and strength in this sickening sea of rum, piracy and moral degradation.

Any pirates, brigands or swashbucklers still in the building are currently secured in their rooms, ready to fall on our swords balls of paint.

Unfortunately, I'm not quite as mobile as I could be right now. I don't entirely fancy my chances alone. But join me here, and through organization, and not being sloppy, drunken criminals, we will be triumphant

Captain Mister Kirk. Your vessel building is under our control. If you think you can take it, you're welcome to try.

Alright.

This is officially at the top of the list of strangest things that have ever happened to me. And that's a tough list to top, it really is.