So I'm guessing this is some kind of Seal bullshit - putting everyone in costumes, giving us paintball guns - and we all know the Seal's a douchebag but just in case there was any doubt...
Pirates rule, ninjas drool.
Yo ho ho, and a bucket of kickass, right? Now, if any of you scurvy seadogs want to help me deal with the rabid ninja hybrid problem I have going on here, that'd be fantastic. Tiny pirate baby wants you to cover her dad in paint. Do it for her.