War Is Coming Communications.

[No Evil, very much no Lucifers, no one from FN, and no one who is now a FN vampire]

I'm bored. Since people haven't worked out what I can do yet, I'm looking to be entertained.

Ruby, fix my boredom! You said I wasn't allowed to do anything evil with it, you need to give me a better idea!

Does it count as evil if it's trolling the French? Because they are French.

No offense to the resident Frogs. But really. It's a country that's really gone downhill in the last century. For the record, de Gaulle was not my fault. He was a cowardly twat all on his own.

[Filtered to Hal]

The house is very very clean.

I'm proud of you.

[Filtered to Katherine]

So intense vamp boy, is that handled now? Do we still need to worry?

[Filtered to Lydia]

I vote we have a movie night very soon. You can eat extra popcorn for me!

I'm sorry about Cas. How is he doing? Do you need anything?

I know what you're going to try to do. Not that hard to figure out. I've no intention of letting that happen. Humanity is so fucking frail, so weak. You can stand against the darkest things out there and even win, but it's a hollow victory. You're all of you breaking inside, in little ways and big ways, ways that you can keep going around with a smile on your face in spite of it, and ways that leave you huddled in the dark just trying to fucking breath. I refuse to be made a victim like that again. I'll kill Jerry myself before you have a chance to stake him, and what will you do then? How will you "save" me then?

I don't know what kind of planning is going on with Jerry and those he's turned, but I thought I'd volunteer to help. I can help out from a distance, if necessary.

how do we change them back?

[mr. jerry]
can you please change my mom back to normal?

[No: Evil, FN characters, currently FN'verse vampires, or brother-drama-causing hobags (aka Katherine and Caroline, sorry, girls!)]

One thing that has not changed in a thousand years is some men thinking they can grab at a woman like she's a piece of meat. Just because I am blonde does not mean I am (a) an idiot or (b) some kind of harlot. What happened to the idea of respect?

>>hey I got a little carried away at practice and ran late.
>>can you walk me home from the range?

I need something with the scent of Peter and if Jerry left anything with his scent around, that as well. I can track them that way as it seems magic is now out of the question.