War Is Coming Communications.

I'm in desperate need of some retail therapy I think. I need to get out. Anyone up for it?

I also sort of want to get a car. I have a police car but my friends somehow don't seem to enjoy riding in the back boo you guys. What do you mean you don't like the seats made of wood and metal fence between us? Outlandish. I need a more friendly car without guns and sirens, even if the sirens are fun. Suggestions?

Also if these are the cop cars of the future, can the future be here now please? BRB sliiiding one of these pictures under the chiefs door.

[Felicia]
I'm sorry I freaked out on you.

LOIS. When are you coming back? Your apartment is cleaner than you left it! Never mind it being because I stole some of your tops

KIM. Hanging out was fun! We should keep doing that. That's really all I have to say in your direction ATM.

PETER. Dude. Why is it I haven't actually seen you in ages again? Are you too busy flirting?

JASON. Do you even exist any more? Did the seal eat you?

EVERYONE. Lois and I want to go play paintball soon. Anyone else want to join in and make it a big event?

I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm Rose Tyler's favorite Winchester.

On most days.

[ooc: New!baby has made him very silly lately. He will return to his angst-happy self. You know, someday.]

[Filtered to the Doctor Can't I just call you John Smith or something? Tenish? UGH the Doctor]

I was wondering if I could get a favour.

[Filtered to John]

Because Jacen is kind of a bitch sometimes I'm coming round with sandwiches and tea. You're eating at least one. Like it or not.

[Filtered to Jack]

There's a swingdance club my friend Ginny used to go to. We're going. No questions, sir. I have missed my Captain and I demand quality Jack time before half this city figures out what they've got and I lose you.

[ooc: when John ignores electronic devices all night and half the day, he gets rewarded with a Rose breaking into his flat and depositing a bag of sandwiches, a thermos of tea, and a wiggly pit bull puppy on his bed. No more lazy emo time for him!]

What did you have planned for your day?

I think it's time for a trip around the world. Haven't done that in a very long time. Who wants a sombrero? Don't worry, Mel, you were a given. Not Aunt Phoebe, she's getting a fez.

After that, I think maybe I need to be productive. Get a job or something. But the only things I know how to do are fight evil and work in a bar. Really narrows down the options.

I have a proposition for you.

I'm not certain if anyone is interested in obtaining some top of the line scientific equipment, but I have a few things that I need to get rid of. I'd rather donate them to someone who will put them to use.

Hello, board. Settle something for me please.

When you say someone can borrow things from your closet does that mean the same thing as take about fifteen different tops in one go? Or, you know, the saner, borrow one or two and then wash them, return, and repeat the process?

Cleaned my apartment, my ass.

Stephanie Brown, I need that red sparkly top you took for my date. GIVE IT BACK. It wouldn’t even fit you because of the chest issue.

Even honorary little sisters are horrible at sharing clothes. I never have this problem with Chloe. She knows how to share correctly. And brings me coffee whenever she borrows.

Some days, I wish I had one of those phones with a camera. The look on Bobby's face when I showed up to the Latin lesson in the cassock with the collar was just freakin' priceless. Little mean, maybe, but us ex-communicated heathens gotta get our kicks where we can. Don't suppose anybody else happened to snap a picture of it?

Guys...movie night should be a thing. An every week thing. Why is this not a thing yet?

[ooc: *basically the usual suspects, just add in Sheldon and Penny. If you're not sure, feel free to ask :)]

Guys...it's been a long time since our last D&D game...and there's new people and stuff. Any takers for this weekend? Whatshisface doesn't work at the comic book store anymore but I can try my hand at Dungeon Master if we can't find somebody else... It can't be that hard, right? Abed made it look easy so

[Britt]
You're comin' right? I haven't seen you in a while. My fault, sorry.