War Is Coming Communications.

Okay, three things:

(1) Why is there a chicken in my bathroom?
(2) Why are there about thirty pictures of me on my phone posing with a crossdresser random...guy?
(3) This is what happens when I say I'm only going to drink one thing.



I'm gonna go bury my face in my pillow and hide from the sun now. Happy birthday, Andy.

[ooc: Pretend this was earlier!]

What do you know about this Peter fellow?


[OOC: Pretend this was posted like, Saturday afternoon or whenever Peter was at Darcy's. Yes Helena's a gossiping troll, what of it? :P She needs something to temporarily take her mind off of thinking Emily is going to die horribly while she can't do anything about it, thus causing her to snap and go on a murdering spree. >.>]

I bid you good evening,

I am Maedhros, Lord of the House of Feanor and Sovereign Prince of Mithrim. I am unfamiliar with many of you, but I come to you to share words and inquire about this war we face together. Though we remain apart, as factions without organisation or force, it is my hope to unite our numbers into a solidified unit against our enemies. I do know that training within the establishment The Roadhouse occurs, but preparation for battle is but the beginning.

I would ask that if you so desire to stand against the forces seeking dominion over this world, then provide some degree of your skills here to me or those you trust. Given such information I, in conjunction with my kinsman, may determine what potential an army may contain.

If you have no desire to take part in this sharing of information, then disregard what I write here. Should your hesitation be result of doubt in my intentions or my honor, then I bid you ask your questions of me and I shall answer.

Hello my little mouse!

I've heard a secret! You've found a new beau

Is this how you all plan on stopping the apocalypse? Getting drunk and publicly making fools of yourselves is the most ineffective and useless tactical approach I have ever seen used in a war.

I have no doubt that you all will be the first to die when we are attacked.