War Is Coming Communications.

I need a project.

I've already read the collected works of Shakespeare, All of Twain, That Joyce book Ulysses and that one about the rather psychopathic Yorkshireman.

Fun way to pass an hour. But I need something else. Recommendations?

» Did you see? What Connor posted?
» He acts like he misses me so much and I'm the bad guy in this...and then he puts up a video for the little fucking mermaid of his 'flatmate' and the second half is him making out with her all over the place
» who even DOES that? Does he think I'm not paying attention or is he just being a jerk?

[ooc: a little while later]

[Text to Jess]
» How are you feeling?
» Are you free tonight?

I think if I believed in the Gods I'd be cursing them now.

Or maybe they do exist and they just really have a grudge. Can't say as I'd blame them, I've never been very complimentary.

So here's to you, Old, New, Ridiculous fire gods. I mean really, who worships fire. I'd bet Aerys would if he'd known about him. Maybe instead of killing him I should have just shipped him to Asshai or whatever entirely ridiculous place

Do your worst Gods. Do your blasted worst

...For the record I do just mean the ones from home. I've never had a problem with either of you fine gentlemen here.

I'm kidnapping your friend. ...friendly kidnapping, not the literal kind. I feel like that should be clarified, given... you know. Psychopaths and stuff.

But, yeah, he's all kinds of drunk, didn't seem like a good plan to just let him wander around on his own - and he said you were annoyed earlier, and something about you being dead, so I'm gonna just let him sober up at my place tonight, I think. But it's safe, there's wards and shit. Just figured I should let you know, so you didn't think he went missing or whatever.

...Can we ignore that temporary slip of sanity and pretend that was my evil drunk twin?

Sorry, I am not typically that ridiculous.

[Kat]
Thank you for your assistance, I appreciate it greatly.

I did it! Abby, I got it! All that's left is school-the-building and I'll be mostly a normal teenager. Finally...something good :)

[ooc: Added a few minutes later]

It doesn't totally fit but, really it does, because of B but I think I found my new favorite song...



[Jimmy]
How have you been...?

[Ben]
You should know...you grow up to be a hero.

So...it seems today is one of those rare instances where I can't think of a thing to do. I've done my Force exercises for the day physical and especially mental, read some books, and built a what's it called here house of cards without touching a single card.

Doesn't help either that it looks depressing outside and looks like rain so Rikki can't be pestered to wander outside

Helena isn't it?

It's funny, you're so very involved in the affairs of my favourite little whore. I feel like I know you! Funny isn't it.

Of course this helped. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK0CTNGgyhc

Bad day at the office? Wanna tell me about it?

Oh Oz please....I'm so sorry, I've been good! I've done everything you've asked me to!! Please just give Galinda back unharmed please! I'll do anything!!! Please don't hurt her...please...I'll do whatever it takes for you to just give her back....


[OOC: And yes, Elphie just sealed her fate. :P And is all broken.]

[Texts attempted to Storm]
> Something weird happened I'm in Kansas. Need help, please?
> Storm are you there?
> You could send Bobby or Piotr?
> Storm why aren't you answering?
> I'm keeping my phone on in case you get these later.

[Texts attempted to Piotr]
> I need help, something weird is happening.
> Are you there?
> Piotr?

[Texts attempted to Bobby]
> Bobby I need your help.
> Are you there?
[/End Texts]

Do the names Ororo Munroe, Bobby Drake, or Piotr Rasputin mean anything to anyone? I'm trying to get home. I'm not sure how I wound up in KansasAnd the funniest thing is I'm a little fuzzy on how I got here. And has there been interference or some kind of issue with the cell towers around here?

I can always go to Deefield

I found a guy at school who makes pretty legit looking fake ID's. It's kind of amazing how a little flirting can move mountains. We should organize some kind of girl's night.

Someone want to fill me in on what's going on here?

Filtered to Prue]

Not sure if you've seen it or not, but Phoebe seems to have just popped in here. And from the sound of it, I don't think you're alive from when she was taken from.

Hope you don't mind but I'm explaining to her that you're alive and well and aren't some sort of demon impersonating yourself.

[sent about a half hour later]

[Filtered to Cole]

I'm not sure if you noticed or not given you have been keeping to the deal in place between you and the sisters, but Phoebe's here now. I told her you were here and she seemed less than thrilled, though agreeable to the deal.

Thought you might want the heads up just in case Cole.

[ooc: pretend that Prue and Leo's posts are filtered to each other and can't be seen by Cole *waves hand to make it so*]

If you're up for a night of karaoke without guys, head over to [random bar address] It's a girls' night. No y chromosomes allowed.