War Is Coming Communications.

You're all wallowing.

Clearly I need to fix this by overthrowing another church built up in my Uncles name? It could be a fun roadtrip?

No? No one?

Kent? The apocolypse made us miss it.

These computers are so strange Hello, my name is Mary Winchester. I'm pretty sure this is some kind of hunters' network so I'm hoping someone out there can help me. I'm looking for anyone who can give me news on my husband, John Winchester he has to have come back too right?, or my sons Dean and Sam Winchester. I'm pretty sure they're all hunters. I've been dead away and I need to figure out what's happened and make sure they're all right.

I realize it's been quite some time since the events of which we're doubtless all apprised. I just wanted to apologize to thank everyone who looked after River while I was gone not myself possessed unable to. I'm recovering from some injuries but I'll be back in the med bay as soon as I'm able. I'm not sure if going outside again is a good idea if I'll be resuming my employment at the Lawrence Clinic but I would continue to advise you to take your health problems to the hospital or see Dr. Jones here at any rate.

Right. Several injured and a couple dead. Whoever or whatever is causing this candy rain needs to stop now. It was fun in the beginning but lives were lost.

[Sora]
I'm working with the local police department on your case. It won't be much longer before it falls under my jurisdiction.

[Robin]
How about getting a drink with me?

I like the candy :)I mean, I don't like it when it squishes people? But mostly? Candy is good?

Also? Is your brother home and done, like, being evil and stuff River? I want to dance! And start a cheerleading squad here. Who wants to join?

Thanks for the cupcakes. Some of the best I ever tasted. As for the other part, it's appreciated. Never been the type to be hovered over. How are you holding up?

So um,

Does it often rain candy? Not that I mind but one of them did nearly hit me on the head when I was coming back from the store

Can I ask you something?

Death by candy bar? Shite. That has to be one of the most embarrassing ways to go. If I'm ended by a Snickers, someone make up something a little more heroic.

Can we talk?

You don't suppose Neville would be terribly annoyed if I looked after his broom while he's gone, do you?

Has anyone eaten any of the candy yet? Because I totally hung my laundry basket out my window for a few hours last night and now I'm wondering if it's safe to eat.

Edit: CAL! Do you like Baby Ruths?

Cupcakes and candy. I think I'm gonna be awake for a bazillion years now. But really no, more like two days.