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Tweak says, "I do NOT have a twitch!"

Sir Jacob Frye (brassknuckles) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-02-25 16:30:00

Entry tags:

!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: vax'ildan, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: ostyia rabalska, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: torunn thorsdóttir, ₴ inactive: vex'ahlia

In case anyone's curious, firefighting training hasn't killed me yet. It's made a valiant effort! But I've only thrown up once.

Alright, fine. Twice.

[FILTERED TO SEREFIN]

So there's a high-rise full of smug pricks in suits, right? Some money has carefully exchanged hands and now I have unfettered access to the building. After we sort out whether this circle of death is all hands on deck or not, do you want to race me around the office in those wheeled chairs? We can leave foul-smelling gifts for them to come back to on Monday.

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	Jacob/Serefin meleski 2021-02-26 04:07 am UTC (link)
	~~It was not anywhere good~~ Elitist twat, remember? I did not care much for anyone outside of Ostyia and Kacper. And so I was either drunk or killing people, there was no in-between. I would call that resourceful. If it is cheap and having the skills of an assassin are not required, the better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacob/Serefin brassknuckles 2021-02-26 04:23 am UTC (link)
	I have a hard time imagining you killed just anyone, no rhyme or reason. Skills of an assassin, no. But a sharp eye and steady hands, yes. Wouldn't recommend showing up to one of these places after the wine, that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacob/Serefin meleski 2021-02-26 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose if you were Tranavian, we would have gotten along better. I would have only thought about stabbing your face. If you were missing and I needed to find you at one of your hiding spots, I would be entirely sober ~~until I knew you were sa~~. I will also be when you show me what you have set up as an alarm, to keep a sharp eye and a steady hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacob/Serefin brassknuckles 2021-02-26 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	That's better. I figured as much but better safe than sorry. I don't want you losing any more pieces of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacob/Serefin meleski 2021-02-26 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	I do not have many more pieces to lose. ~~Nothing like my ma~~ I would like to keep them all intact. Particularly my hands and my other eye. I meant to say, too, if you need some practice for your training, I'm willing to play the unconscious body to carry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacob/Serefin brassknuckles 2021-02-26 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	You've got plenty of pieces and you're keeping every bloody last one. Oooh, that's a good idea. You don't have play unconscious to get me to carry you though, you know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacob/Serefin meleski 2021-02-26 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Your determination for me to keep all my parts is incredibly attractive. ~~I like when you~~ I do realize, but now I have a viable excuse for everyone else. It is not just for my own benefit, but for your training. See? I am being helpful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacob/Serefin brassknuckles 2021-02-26 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	That seems like a low bar, but I'll take it. This is true. There's actually this rescue simulation site I can show you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacob/Serefin meleski 2021-02-26 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Do you have to pay to be on the property or are we sneaking in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacob/Serefin brassknuckles 2021-02-26 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no, we'll have to sneak in. And we absolutely cannot get caught so let me do a little reconnaissance if you will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jacob/Serefin meleski 2021-02-26 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, but if you get in trouble with the law, I will now know where to find you. Do what you need to do as I eagerly await for you to carry me to this place where we absolutely cannot get caught. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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