7:54 AM
Does anyone know of a place that's hiring where I'd be put on night shift?
So there's a high-rise full of smug pricks in suits, right? Some money has carefully exchanged hands and now I have unfettered access to the building. After we sort out whether this circle of death is all hands on deck or not, do you want to race me around the office in those wheeled chairs? We can leave foul-smelling gifts for them to come back to on Monday.
Is it me or is it totally weird to think our birthday is only a few weeks away? I mean, it feels like we justand that's probably something neither of us wants to think aboutDo we celebrate? Ignore it? Just take the "poof, you're legally an adult now" and run?
I feel like this is one of those things we should decide together, you know?