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essek "genuine hot boi" widogast ✨ (shadowhand) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-09-17 11:17:00

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An entity that I can only describe as a ghost pirate just attempted to abscond me of all of the various earrings and jewelry on my person, which is a great deal regarding the former thanks to, you know, long ears.

That is a sentence that I both wrote and is 100% factual and truthful.

I was once a high-ranking government official at court and the eldest son of the matriarch of respected noble family. I am now being interrupted while grocery shopping in order to prove to ghost pirates that my wedding ring is my own. What is this life, sometimes?

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	shadowhand 2024-09-17 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	If it is even still docked, at this point. Not to be a pessimist, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-09-17 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	[...] I am going now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-17 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	I know you have dabbled in piracy before, but please be careful and do not return to me going on about booty, treasure, wenches, etc. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-09-17 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Not even the wenches? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-17 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	It has been said that wenches are women, so personally I am less interested. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-09-17 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Wenches can be men, I think. Would you like me to find you a male wench? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-17 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	Can you be a male wench? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-09-18 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Ja, AFTER I get my ship back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-18 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Do you need help with that or is honor involved and you must handle on your own? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bendreality 2024-09-18 01:54 am UTC (link)
	You keep an eye on the children and make sure they do not become pirates. I will accept your help later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-18 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Deal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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