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essek thelyss ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒŒ ([info]shadowhand) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2024-09-17 11:17:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, critical role: kir agrupnin, critical role: shaun gilmore, god of war: atreus, marvel: gamora, marvel: nebula, marvel: peter quill, marvel: rocket raccoon, she-ra: catra, the locked tomb: gideon nav, the locked tomb: harrowhark nonagesimus

An entity that I can only describe as a ghost pirate just attempted to abscond me of all of the various earrings and jewelry on my person, which is a great deal regarding the former thanks to, you know, long ears.

That is a sentence that I both wrote and is 100% factual and truthful.

I was once a high-ranking government official at court and the eldest son of the matriarch of respected noble family. I am now being interrupted while grocery shopping in order to prove to ghost pirates that my wedding ring is my own. What is this life, sometimes?



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[info]mincing
2024-09-17 04:58 pm UTC (link)
I am one of the most feared assassins in the entire universe and simply trapped one in Rocket's room a containment field on Knowhere. I am attempting to locate an exorcist now.

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[info]soulstoned
2024-09-17 05:19 pm UTC (link)

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[info]mincing
2024-09-17 06:03 pm UTC (link)
I said "one of".

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(no subject) - [info]soulstoned, 2024-09-17 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mincing, 2024-09-17 06:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soulstoned, 2024-09-17 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mincing, 2024-09-17 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soulstoned, 2024-09-17 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mincing, 2024-09-18 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soulstoned, 2024-09-18 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mincing, 2024-09-18 01:56 am UTC

[info]shadowhand
2024-09-17 05:20 pm UTC (link)
That is likely a better way forward than my reasoning with them. Much quicker, at the very least.

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[info]mincing
2024-09-17 06:04 pm UTC (link)
I do not reason with pirates, you should not either.

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(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mincing, 2024-09-17 09:44 pm UTC

[info]starlords
2024-09-17 05:36 pm UTC (link)
You sure that's gonna hold a ghost?

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[info]mincing
2024-09-17 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Seems fine.

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[info]runechild
2024-09-17 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh darling, say nothing more.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-09-17 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Given how much jewelry you wear on the daily? I would suggest steering clear.

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[info]runechild
2024-09-17 05:24 pm UTC (link)
I am who I am and who I am is someone who has blinded low flying objects when the sun hits me just right and I will have it no other way.

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(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]runechild, 2024-09-17 06:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 06:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]runechild, 2024-09-17 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 10:05 pm UTC
Essek - [info]runechild, 2024-09-17 10:11 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 10:13 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]runechild, 2024-09-17 10:23 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 10:31 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]runechild, 2024-09-17 10:34 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 10:36 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]runechild, 2024-09-17 10:40 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 10:48 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]runechild, 2024-09-17 10:53 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 10:57 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]runechild, 2024-09-17 11:03 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 11:04 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]runechild, 2024-09-17 11:08 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 11:22 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]runechild, 2024-09-17 11:48 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 11:50 pm UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]runechild, 2024-09-18 12:02 am UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-18 12:06 am UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]runechild, 2024-09-18 12:16 am UTC
Gilmore/Essek - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-18 12:30 am UTC
Re: Gilmore/Essek - [info]runechild, 2024-09-18 01:22 am UTC

[info]talon_to
2024-09-17 05:14 pm UTC (link)
DAD do you require my assistance I know a LOT.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-09-17 05:21 pm UTC (link)
I do not, but thank you for offering. You need to stay in school.

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[info]talon_to
2024-09-17 05:26 pm UTC (link)
BUT if a pirate were bothering ME, YOU would want to be there.

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(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 06:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 10:32 pm UTC

[info]drearburh
2024-09-17 05:42 pm UTC (link)
YE WOULD DO WELL TO SURRENDER ALL OF 'ER TREASURE.

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[info]talon_to
2024-09-17 05:55 pm UTC (link)
OH NO MS. HARROW NOT YOU.

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(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 06:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 10:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-18 12:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-18 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-09-17 06:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-09-17 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 06:23 pm UTC

[info]boyofwar
2024-09-17 06:08 pm UTC (link)
LOL What is happening right now?

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(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2024-09-17 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2024-09-17 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2024-09-17 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 10:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2024-09-17 10:08 pm UTC

[info]sortadead
2024-09-17 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Where the fuck did you go?

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(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-17 07:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-17 10:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-17 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-18 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-18 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drearburh, 2024-09-18 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-18 01:33 am UTC

[info]rocketscience
2024-09-17 06:12 pm UTC (link)
nobody cares that ye be hitched, lad. just hand it over an be on yer way!

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[info]shadowhand
2024-09-17 06:25 pm UTC (link)
No, thank you. I will not be.

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(no subject) - [info]rocketscience, 2024-09-17 11:09 pm UTC

[info]soulstoned
2024-09-17 06:49 pm UTC (link)
I see you've been compromised.

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(no subject) - [info]rocketscience, 2024-09-17 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soulstoned, 2024-09-18 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rocketscience, 2024-09-18 01:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soulstoned, 2024-09-18 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rocketscience, 2024-09-18 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soulstoned, 2024-09-18 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rocketscience, 2024-09-18 01:36 am UTC

[info]bendreality
2024-09-17 06:16 pm UTC (link)
This all feels like a stereotype. Perhaps we should all move to the Ball Eater temporarily.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-09-17 06:26 pm UTC (link)
If it is even still docked, at this point. Not to be a pessimist, of course.

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(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-09-17 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-09-17 06:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 06:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-09-17 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-17 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-09-18 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-18 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bendreality, 2024-09-18 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowhand, 2024-09-18 02:19 am UTC

[info]sortadead
2024-09-17 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Harrow grabbing my ass and calling me wench was pretty fucking hot, can't lie. But now I can't find her anywhere.

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[info]shadowhand
2024-09-17 06:40 pm UTC (link)
She is trying to recruit my son to her pirate crew.

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(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-17 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talon_to, 2024-09-17 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-17 07:24 pm UTC

[info]hisses
2024-09-17 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Does this count as necrophilia? Wait, no, probably not.

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(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-17 07:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hisses, 2024-09-17 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-17 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hisses, 2024-09-18 12:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-18 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hisses, 2024-09-18 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-18 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hisses, 2024-09-18 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-18 03:57 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sortadead, 2024-09-18 06:07 pm UTC
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