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Tweak says, "This is all YOUR fault."

essek "genuine hot boi" widogast ✨ (shadowhand) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-09-17 11:17:00

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An entity that I can only describe as a ghost pirate just attempted to abscond me of all of the various earrings and jewelry on my person, which is a great deal regarding the former thanks to, you know, long ears.

That is a sentence that I both wrote and is 100% factual and truthful.

I was once a high-ranking government official at court and the eldest son of the matriarch of respected noble family. I am now being interrupted while grocery shopping in order to prove to ghost pirates that my wedding ring is my own. What is this life, sometimes?

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	talon_to 2024-09-17 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	BUT if a pirate were bothering ME, YOU would want to be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-17 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, because I am your father and it is our job to protect you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-09-17 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	But it is also MY job to protect YOU we agreed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-17 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	I am not in danger from these pirates, I assure you. You, however, are in danger of being grounded, should you leave school for piracy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-09-17 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Technically I did not say I would leave just that you would be mad, which is true. Also as much as being a pirate could be very fun Ms. Harrow is not in her right mind so I would not leave with her anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-17 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	I understand, but I thought it prudent to issue a reminder, just in case. In truth, it is more your sister I am concerned with deciding to leave school for a life of piracy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-09-17 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Is this a time in which I should strive to set a good example? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-17 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	It very much is, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-09-17 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	What if I PROMISE it will be after school and all piracy will cease when it is dinner time? Just hypothetically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-17 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-09-17 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, okay. Can I AT LEAST try to help FIND Ms. Harrow using ONLY interrogation methods? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-17 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	So long as you are interrogating from school and you are not meant to be paying attention to a lesson. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-09-17 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	I can pay attention to many things at once!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shadowhand 2024-09-17 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Of that, I have no doubt. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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