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Kir (talon_to) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-09-06 09:29:00

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HELLO EVERYONE

I am sorry to say that CRIMES have occurred.

The crimes are kidnapping.

The perpetrators are the geese (again).

I will remind everyone to conduct proper surveillance and to secure the perimeter before attempting anything.

THEY CANNOT BE NEGOTIATED WITH (again) (I do not think, I tried, bird-to-bird).

We are at the lake (again) (this is embarrassing for me but DADS I did not MEAN to get kidnapped)

Thank you.

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	hellstrider 2024-09-06 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	There are a bunch of little normal ones. And then some, like. Fuck. Big ones? Like really big ones. You come fight them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-09-06 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, really big ones keeps me from judging you less. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	The big ones are distressingly ripped. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-09-06 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	I hope that doesn't awaken anything weird in you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Weird, how? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-09-06 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	It was a joke to imply that you might find muscular geese sexy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	I want them to die a painful, fiery death. Nothing is sexy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-09-06 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Got it. Not sexy. Death and fire only. Gonna piggyback on Adora and head into battle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Don't underestimate the birds. Cut off their heads if you can. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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