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Tweak says, "Tweak should talk to Jabby"

Kir (talon_to) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-09-06 09:29:00

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HELLO EVERYONE

I am sorry to say that CRIMES have occurred.

The crimes are kidnapping.

The perpetrators are the geese (again).

I will remind everyone to conduct proper surveillance and to secure the perimeter before attempting anything.

THEY CANNOT BE NEGOTIATED WITH (again) (I do not think, I tried, bird-to-bird).

We are at the lake (again) (this is embarrassing for me but DADS I did not MEAN to get kidnapped)

Thank you.

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	hellstrider 2024-09-06 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	They don't respond to threats either. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-09-06 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	Fight them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'm trying, but they keep fucking flapping around, and they took my bracelet, so I can't even roast them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-09-06 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	How big are they? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	There are a bunch of little normal ones. And then some, like. Fuck. Big ones? Like really big ones. You come fight them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-09-06 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, really big ones keeps me from judging you less. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	The big ones are distressingly ripped. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-09-06 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	I hope that doesn't awaken anything weird in you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Weird, how? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2024-09-06 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	It was a joke to imply that you might find muscular geese sexy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	mutable 2024-09-06 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	You are being held captive by geese? Are you drunk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	No. I'm not drunk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mutable 2024-09-06 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	All right. How many of these fowl beasts are there? Are you injured? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	A lot. Too many to not have casualties in clearing them out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mutable 2024-09-06 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Very well. I will come in on four legs and see where that gets me. But you did not answer my other question, Mnestaes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Be careful. They are armed. I didn't think I needed to answer the other question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mutable 2024-09-06 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Armed how? They are birds. Every non-answer makes me think the answer is yes. But maybe it is just your pride that took a hit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	talon_to 2024-09-06 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	They understood you, they just did not care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	That's bullshit. They should be terrified. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-09-06 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	I am an appropriate amount of scared of you, Mr. Del!! I am shaking in my feathers! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	I need them to be scared of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-09-06 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	But soon my dads will be here and they will destroy them BUT I will still be here!! VERY afraid of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	But I want to destroy them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-09-06 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, BUT Mr. Del if they are destroyed THEN they cannot spread word far and wide about how scary you are! But since I am here, I can! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hellstrider 2024-09-06 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	But they will be dead, which will be better. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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