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Peter Jason Quill (starlords) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-07-23 11:35:00

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Alright, I don't know what kind of insane shit got Knowhere cursed, but we've got a sudden influx of garden gnomes. Yeah, you read that right: garden gnomes.

And this isn't like "oh, some asshole planted little bearded dude statues around the place for a joke." No. These things are alive and causing as much fucking chaos as they can. They've got weapons, and they yell a lot of vulgar shit in heavy English accents, and they don't go down unless you basically kill them - then they turn into statues again.

Anyway, the six of us are up to our asses in a sea of vindictive garden gnomes over here for some reason, so if anyone wants to get some anger out, head our way. We're trying to figure out if there's some kind of magical beacon or trigger or something right now, so anyone with a head for that kind of thing would be great too.

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	starlords 2024-07-23 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	How could it be Groot's fault? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rocketscience 2024-07-23 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	he hates those little freaks. says they're racist against TREES. I told him they don't TALK and he said, and I quote, "they don't talk to YOU". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starlords 2024-07-23 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Shit, it IS Groot's fault. What did he do to them?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rocketscience 2024-07-23 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	probably something hilarious. but I ain't got time to ask him for the full deets quill. there are 10 of these aholes trying to jack up my intercom system! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starlords 2024-07-23 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, I'm heading your way. Make sure the little guys aren't getting near them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rocketscience 2024-07-23 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	are you just trying to get away from nebs? cause I got this if it means you get a head necklace. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starlords 2024-07-23 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	I'm trying to help you save your damn intercom. I can get the head necklace later, she better not be making it NOW. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rocketscience 2024-07-23 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	look you should never question an ARTIST, quill. even I know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starlords 2024-07-23 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah, my bad. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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